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You can choose a super power however the next to respond chooses a side effect.


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Greetings.

The game is simple. Someone says a superpower and the next person to respond chooses a side effect. Example:

Forum user No. I: I can fly

Forum user No. II: You have 5000 confused cats.

Superpower: I can time travel.

(repeats until the thread dies or when the earth arrives at it’s unavoidable end).

ATTENTION: please specify if you are listing a super power or side effect to avoid confusion.

I will start:

Superpower: I can summon and throw pizzas like ninja stars.

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Side effect: You can only fly to the other identical thread on this topic that I rember was on here at some point

 

Super power: Mind control. Take over someone’s mind and then be able to go back to yours and leave them unharmed by default.

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Side effect: You are physically incapable of passing on your knowledge or making any good use out of it.

Super power: I can completely answer and understand the answer to any question I am asked.

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SE: You have been attracted to the Moon.

3 hours ago, Dr. Kerbal said:

I want the superpower of knowing everything. 

SE: You know everything, and also why you should never try anything of what you know.

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SP: Summon any SCP object.

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Side Effect: You have to pay 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% tax.

Super Power: I know what you are going to say before you say it.

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SE: A lot of half-cut humans from portraits.

SP: The Superpower which I just have successfully applied, to intercept mosquitoes in one  jump clap.

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Upd. Also, that's how the famous "one-hand clap" looks like. 

Spoiler

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It's not about thinking out the thought out thoughts.

It's about naturally do natural things thoughtlessly, in one clap, before doubts and thoughts can disturb the calm lake of your mind.

To understand this completely, open the window of your mind, light the candle of patience, let mosquitoes get in, and start clap-meditating them out.

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SE: You are trapped on the old Kerbin that nobody likes to talk about because they covered it in toxic and radioactive waste.

SP: My reaction time is so fast that I dodge anything I choose to.

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SE: People keep trying to trim you into the topiary shape they want.

SP: I can catch the roadrunner without falling off a cliff, having a boulder fall on me, getting run over, being blown up, running into a fake tunnel or anything else bad befalling me.

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