# April Fool's - KSP 2 Update: Dres

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Posted (edited)

Tried to solve the equation but get stuck on the first equation of the last row.

Looks like the limit of the integral (1+epsilon) as epsilon approaches 0.

This is what I got up to that point: -4  * 1 * ( 15 + 3) * 2.71828 *

EDIT: If I assume that one I can't figure out is 1, then the equation is:

-4  * 1 * ( 15 + 3) * 2.71828 * 1(?) * (11 + 8) = -3718.60704

If I assume this number is hours, then I divide by 24 to get 154.94196 days, so my guess is that KSP 2 will be released on September 3, 2022!

EDIT2: Thanks to the help from someone on Reddit the S is actually the reimann zeta function which does make that particular equation = 1.

So indeed we now know that Dres = 3718.60704 to 5 sig figs.

Edited by MechBFP
Math error.
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Posted (edited)

Dres? Thats not even a thing silly, did you forget to take your pills @kspStar ? please take your pills grandpa, you scare me when you get like this...

5 hours ago, KSPStar said:

It pains us to say goodbye, but after careful calculation, we've decided to remove Dres from Kerbal Space Program 2 so we can focus on other celestial bodies instead.﻿﻿

Edited by TheLoneOne
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Posted (edited)

Was Dres actually ever added, or did they just say it was added and nobody checked?

Edited by Kerb24
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I found a leaked picture from intercept's twitter page a while back of what it was supposed to be. It's a shame, it had so much potential.

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3 hours ago, MechBFP said:

So indeed we now know that Dres = 3718.60704 to 5 sig figs.

This is amazing

Also, @MechBFP just proved Dres mathematically exists. Quite the feat. This individual deserves a medal.

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4 hours ago, stephensmat said:

The problem with living in Australia is that all these tweets and posts come in on April 2nd...

Than these jokes must be more difficult for you

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Dres? Stop lining your helmet with tinfoil! It's not a planet, never has been. It's a sub-minor-mini-planet-oid-al-like-asteroid-in-a-stable-Kerbol-orbit and nothing more!

AF!

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Huh... If you solve the equations. it gives a phone number...

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LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

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Posted (edited)

Oukey, it's already April, 2 .

You can give us Dres back, now...

Right?

Edited by Lisias
better phrasing...
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33 minutes ago, Lisias said:

Oukey, it's already April, 2 .

You can give us Dres back, now...

Still missing in my copy of KSP1

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I feel happy, but also sad.  I now have a good idea of when it will be released, but it will be when I'm back in school.     Amazing job on that calculation though!

14 hours ago, MechBFP said:

Tried to solve the equation but get stuck on the first equation of the last row.

Looks like the limit of the integral (1+epsilon) as epsilon approaches 0.

This is what I got up to that point: -4  * 1 * ( 15 + 3) * 2.71828 *

EDIT: If I assume that one I can't figure out is 1, then the equation is:

-4  * 1 * ( 15 + 3) * 2.71828 * 1(?) * (11 + 8) = -3718.60704

If I assume this number is hours, then I divide by 24 to get 154.94196 days, so my guess is that KSP 2 will be released on September 3, 2022!

EDIT2: Thanks to the help from someone on Reddit the S is actually the reimann zeta function which does make that particular equation = 1.

So indeed we now know that Dres = 3718.60704 to 5 sig figs.

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Pretty sure that this was another fool of 1st April....but I was the only one which yesterday while I was opening KSP, I saw on upload windows the nyan cat meme?

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Posted (edited)

Sigh... I hate april fool's day. This is definitely an april fools joke.

Edited by Maria Sirona
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The devs posted on Facebook yesterday that Dres is no longer going to be part of KSP2.  This should, effectively, end the discussion about whether or not the planet is real.

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Just now, Scarecrow71 said:

The devs posted on Facebook yesterday that Dres is no longer going to be part of KSP2.  This should, effectively, end the discussion about whether or not the planet is real.

Check the post date.

:I

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Posted (edited)

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Forgotten Dresses, hope to see it again, after all this planet is fully colonized, it's not easy to declare a planet dead...

See you, Kypor Ceres!

Edited by Vanamonde
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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, QPC said:

`德雷茲被完全殖民？也許這解釋了很多……隱形盾？ ！`
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Drez was fully colonized? Maybe that explains a lot... Invisibility Shield? !

Edited by Vanamonde

yep

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Also, a number of posts have been removed.   Remember, All posts outside of the "international" subforums must be in clear English or include an English translation.

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16 hours ago, DunaManiac said:

I found a leaked picture from intercept's twitter page a while back of what it was supposed to be. It's a shame, it had so much potential.

HEY, GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!!!

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On 4/1/2022 at 7:12 PM, KSPStar said:

Updated to indicate this was just an April Fool's Day post

See? I knew it.

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On 4/1/2022 at 12:12 PM, KSPStar said:

Updated to indicate this was just an April Fool's Day post

Ah the interwebz... Where you really do need to explain the joke; and then defend telling it in the first place.

SMH.

(Well played OP

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31 minutes ago, JoeSchmuckatelli said:

Ah the interwebz... Where you really do need to explain the joke; and then defend telling it in the first place.

SMH.

(Well played OP

Some demonic force has sucked the sense of humor from the world.  The internet may have played a role for sure

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7 minutes ago, darthgently said:
39 minutes ago, JoeSchmuckatelli said:

Ah the interwebz... Where you really do need to explain the joke; and then defend telling it in the first place.

SMH.

(Well played OP

Some demonic force has sucked the sense of humor from the world.  The internet may have played a role for sure

Jokes to be banned, starting from 2024. Too many kiddies offended.

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