Bring Jeb Home!

[Abel Military Services]

Well, Kerbals can't drive a ship because they are trained to drive rockets and planes. They crashed the ship on a rock and blown it up. 

First new page! 

Edited April 15, 2022 by Abel101126

[CFYL]

Jeb's friends. Built two other unkerballed ships, which has jets that can work underwater, one to crash into the rock hard and destroy it, another to save Jeb. This ship is categorized by KSP as an aeroplane and it is piloted by Jeb as a submarine.

[imcute]

(jeb friends and ksc)

due to jeb making interstellar science while eating 3d printed snacks like gravity data,universe curvature,soi size of kerbol,how good ion drives work there,robotug-powered science experiments,microgravity problems for kerbals on a span of hundreds of years,part testing on kerbol escape for years,robotug morality core problems(if u dont know portal2 and glados,it means something to avoid robot revolution),rogue planets,data from other star systems,alien life,planets that kerbals can live far than kerbin and laythe,proof of concept:manned voyager probes,maximum transmitting distance for this antennae(jeb promises to make relay satelites if he can't watch kerbin videos clearly(the speed of light here,since relativistic effects are not simulated,is infinity)),floating point errors,kraken presence,dark matter,quasars,black holes,cosmic rays for detecting kiggs bosons,whether the standard model is correct,are there more forces other than gravity electromagnet strong-nuclear and weak-nuclear,and more

i drive a autostruted kal powered ion ssto(this thing works normally only in low atmosphere and obliterates its enviorment while protecting itsself(service bay+heat shield) against the winds(still not recommended to full throttle on high atmosphere,as long as its not having twr<1 problems)) with bill bob and val and a 3d printer and an advanced isru set (for ore centrefuging not fuel if we get on a planet) and capture jeb and get an escape route of kerbol while still accelerating at 100m/s^2 (yes,10g,almost the maximum to avoid problems like kerbals sleeping or things destroying)  but not knowing where to go

current speed shown on navball(to default,orbit,ref kerbol):30000m/s

(yes,ion drives are the full throttle vacuum fastest drives that has 2 twr full throttle on sea level )

Edited July 7, 2022 by imcute

[Abel Military Services]

I EMPed your SSTO and it crashes on the surface of Eve.

My battleships are warping through the Kerbol system to Eve, and then incinerate Jeb. 

Edited December 26, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[ffx]

(KSC side)
I sent vall to retrive the incinerated Jeb on Eve and bring him back to Kerbin, before reviving him using the cloning/respawning tech that allows kerbals to return from the death, and i also locked the door for every single escape.

[Abel Military Services]

I Timewarped into your bunker, and destroyed it. Jeb is dead now

[SSTO Crasher]

I use the respawning tech to revive jeb again and bring him to the ksc

[Abel Military Services]

A nuclear powered cruise missile is heading to the KSC

[SSTO Crasher]

An ABM Shoots down the cruise missile

[Abel Military Services]

Unfortunately, it causes the radioactive stuffs to leak. KSC is now highly radioactive, no Kerbal can survive this. 

[SSTO Crasher]

They clean it up a wear space suits until it is

[TwoCalories]

CCC Forces arrive to assist with the cleanup and succeeded in prevented any further leakage.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

(KSC side)

We build a web of Ground-Air missile silos all around the KSC

[TwoCalories]

CCC Diplomats arrive with legal documents stating that the KSC thou shalt be militarized. Sorry. 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

MOAR DEFENSES AROUND THE KSC

[TwoCalories]

Armed CCC Operatives move in, arrest the KSC administrators, disarm the defenses, and leave. The KSC is now vulnerable to an attack.

Edited July 22, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

We put small SPAAs, just in case, otherwise CHAOS.

[TwoCalories]

CCC launches an ICBM at the KSC to terminate the military equipment.

(Can someone else post on this thread again?)

Edited July 23, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Chaos. The whole KSC is destroyed. Luckily, we take everyone to the bunkers and we build a new space center on the opposite side of Kerbin. No defenses this time

(CHAOS containment CAUSED CHAOS)

[TwoCalories]

Spoiler

https://henrystickmin.fandom.com/wiki/Center_for_Chaos_Containment

The Center for Chaos Containment comes from the game Henry Stickmin, where they are known to cause chaos in order to... stop chaos. (e.g. there's a museum robbery so they send a massive robot to destroy everything.)

 

50 minutes ago, TwoCalories said:

launches an ICBM <snip> to terminate the military equipment.

45 minutes ago, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

The whole KSC is destroyed.

"Dangit, Rob!" "Okay, okay! I'll fire a little to the left this time."

We're sending over roughly 300,000,000 as compensation and for repairs, insurance, etc.

Please more people post here. This game isn't as fun when there's just two sides. @Abel Military Services? @SSTO Crasher? Anyone?

Also is it okay to tag someone in this sort of circumstance?

Edited July 23, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

We use all of the funds to build a whole new KSC IN A ROCKET (in case of Kerbin's destruction) and a self destruction system in the core of Kerbin (in case we can't save Kerbin)

Edited July 23, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[TwoCalories]

CCC diplomats arrive at the KSC's door with legal documents stating that thou shalt shall there be a doomsday-triggering device built around Kerbin's core.

Edited July 24, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Dunas Only Moon]

???

ksc says no and explodes, killing everyone but jeb

 

 

theee end...?

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

If kerbals feed like plants (using photosynthesis), then they might reproduce like plants (KSP LORE?) This means that Jeb can repopulate Kerbin and as time passes, build a new KSC.

[TwoCalories]

Well, I think Kerbals have to consume their food and water like humans but let's not go down that lore rabbit hole. Not here. ANYWAY...

The CCC is still alive because we have outposts in space. The loss of our administrative teams and all the operatives on Kerbin is tragic, but we must push forward.

Jeb is still out there somewhere, what will happen now?

Edited July 27, 2023 by TwoCalories