kerbalized space quotes

[darthvader15001]

first, here is how it works: take a famous quote that is space-related. then kerbalize it. just make sure it isn't offensive or against the guidelines. 

so, I'll start with two: 

John F. Kerman: "We choose to go to the mun, not because it is easy, not because it is hard but because we can use even moar boosters."

Neil Kerman: "one small step for a kerbal, one giant leap for the tech tree"

edit: once we reach a second page, I will nominate one comment as the winner and ask the mods to close the thread.

Edit edit: aviation quotes are also allowed (but make sure they're kerbalized) 

Edited August 16, 2022 by darthvader15001

[ColdJ]

Anon: To Err is Kerbal, to really foul things up requires a Kraken.

[Caerfinon]

Ever tried. Ever Kerbal'd. No matter. Try again. Kerbal again. Kraken better.
- Samuel Kerman

 

[Nazalassa]

persistent.sfs is very important. You should not give up unless you are forced to give up.

— Elon Kerman
 

Spoiler

Persistence is very important. You should not give up unless you are forced to give up.

[ColdJ]

Kerbabunga Dudes! -Michaelangelo Kerman.

[kerbiloid]

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for... WAIT!!! That's no Moon!!! That's GILLYYYY!!!!!"

[darthvader15001]

@kerbiloid your jokes never end! You also have the funniest posts in the make a wish and have it horribly corrupted thread.

[ColdJ]

We came, we saw, we kicked its Kraken!!!

Bill Kerman

Edited August 16, 2022 by ColdJ

[V51KERBALIZZR]

To most kerbals nothing is the limit,for avGeeks 35,000 feet is the limit

-v51 kermin 

[Admiral Fluffy]

Its jebbing time

jeb

[ColdJ]

Can't touch this! Wait, stop, "Kraken" time.

MC Kerman

Edited August 28, 2022 by ColdJ

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

BOOSTER-POWERED ACCELERATION IS KEY!!!

-Jebsepticeye

 

[Rutabaga22]

"That's one small step for- Jeb did a backflip! Oh Kraken, he landed on his head! Mission control, he's not getting up!" - Neil Kerman

Edited September 4, 2022 by Rutabaga22

[ColdJ]

I am afraid I can't do that Jeb.- Kal 1000

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

That ain't no stain in the window... THAT'S VALL!!!

-Han Kerman 

[Rutabaga22]

On 9/7/2022 at 12:54 AM, ColdJ said:

I am afraid I can't do that Jeb.- Kal 1000

*I am afraid I can't do that, jeb. Commas, people, commas.

[ColdJ]

2 hours ago, Rutabaga22 said:

*I am afraid I can't do that, jeb. Commas, people, commas.

Proper names should be capitalised. Capitals people, capitals.

[Rutabaga22]

"Whoopie! That may have been a fatal one for jeb, but it was just kinda boring for me, BILL! Did you misplace the boosters?  *spacesuit hissing*" Pete Konrad, Acapello 12

[ColdJ]

Its worse than that, he's dead Jeb.

Bones Kerman.

Edited September 22, 2022 by ColdJ

[Abel Military Services]

Can you stir the LFO tank?

Jim Lovell Kerman, Just before the explosion(Apollo 13)

[Caerfinon]

The hatch just BLEW. It was a GLITCH. It was a- a TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION. Why in hell won't anyone believe me? - Every Kerbal Ever. 

[Rutabaga22]

"That's no moon." Jeb, shortly after approaching an asteroid.

[darthvader15001]

all of these are very good! even though there aren't two pages, I will nominate a post tomorrow.   

Edited September 27, 2022 by darthvader15001
Whoops I forgot to

[ColdJ]

It is one small step for Jeb, one giant leap for Bill.

Jeb Kerman.

[darthvader15001]

Sorry I forgot to nominate a post

The winner of the challenge will be *drumroll*  @kerbiloid

On 8/9/2022 at 2:53 PM, kerbiloid said:

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for... WAIT!!! That's no Moon!!! That's GILLYYYY!!!!!"

Congratulations! Thanks to everyone who participated! If you want you can post more, but I will unfollow the thread.