Clickbaitify it!

[kerbiloid]

"Jeb's Life: 1 h 40 m of flames, screams, and horror."

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Famous astronaut Jebediah Kerman found DEAD in his home! | KerbinNow

New topic: I forgot to put stuff in my school backpack (based on a true story from early 2020)

Edited October 7, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[ColdJ]

This just in: A vast emptiness has been discovered.

[kerbiloid]

"The second gamma-spectrometer of the South Hemisphere orbital observer has been calibrated."

[Deddly]

2 hours ago, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

I forgot to put stuff in my school backpack (based on a true story from early 2020)

"Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse..."

[adsii1970]

Click here to find out how to get rid of those annoying robocalls

 

[kerbiloid]

3 hours ago, Deddly said:

"Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse..."

"Potassium Iodide. -50% ! Only 5 days!"

[Abel Military Services]

New title: Jeb crashed the rocket because he didn't get enough rocket fuel grade alcohol 

Edited October 8, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[ColdJ]

Inferior hooch means no more pooch. Click here to find out more.

[Maria Sirona]

2 hours ago, Abel Military Services said:

New title: Jeb crashed the rocket because he didn't get enough rocket fuel grade alcohol 

Click here to find out why TOO LITTLE alcohol can be FATAL!

[Deddly]

3 hours ago, Abel Military Services said:

Jeb crashed the rocket because he didn't get enough rocket fuel grade alcohol 

Billions of taxpayer's money goes up in smoke because of drink - and it's not what you're thinking!!!

[kerbiloid]

"Stop doing that to barbecue!"

[adsii1970]

"She docked her capsule containing Jeb, Bill, and Bob with the station orbiting Kerbin perfectly - and she's only 5 - click here to see the secret!"

[Kerbalsaurus]

8 hours ago, adsii1970 said:

"She docked her capsule containing Jeb, Bill, and Bob with the station orbiting Kerbin perfectly - and she's only 5 - click here to see the secret!"

I saw the YouTube logo in a new tab and thought "damn it, not again," but great job with the averting expectations. I have been clickbaited. New phrase: I got a new game.

Edited October 9, 2022 by Kerbalsaurus

[ColdJ]

Guy gets game and is now so popular that he has to beat them off with a stick. CLICK HERE to find out his secret.

[Deddly]

This addition to your gaming console will leave you GOBSMACKED

[Watermel00n]

New title: Eve ascent success

[Akagi]

This just in: Kerbal discovers Mintmus's flavor!

[Kerbalsaurus]

I don’t think you get the rules, Watermel00n. After 5 replies to a phrase, you create a new title. There’s only been 2 replies.

[kerbiloid]

"Finally the Microsoft Corp. has aknowledged that PlayStation surpasses XBox in all respects.
The epoch of XBox is finished."

[Rutabaga22]

XBOX IS DEAD!? | CLICK ***HERE*** FOR MORE

[kerbiloid]

"Sony Samsung PlayStation ?!"

[Rutabaga22]

THere have been six posts, time for a new phrase!

You won't believe what this drink does to you! Click There------> [o]

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Drinking this drink will leave you shocked! This man did it! [VIDEO] ---> www.kerbinnow.com

 

[kerbiloid]

"Next page"