KleptoKat

If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?

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I would continue to say

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for man-kind."

And try and keep it a tradition until we've been on every planet in the system.

How about you?

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"Yo Dawg I heard you like mars so we put mars in mars so you can crash while you crash"

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I would say (because going to Mars is my career goal)

"...And that's another great advancement in mankind history."

Edited by Bioman222

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I'd just stay dead silent, knock over a rock, write NOVA WAZ HERE in the sand, and climb back into the spacecraft.

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"Wh-, Where am I-- Can't brea- "

Well, I'd try to say that, anyway. I would probably fail.

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"goood mooooorning maaars!"

(Try to imagine that in capitals. It won't post it with them.)

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"See? They told me it was impossible. I SHOWED THEM!"

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"See? They told me it was impossible. I SHOWED THEM!"

That reminded me of something from Mock The Week.

"And now we go live to Base 3 on Mount Everest to speak with this man, who recently climbed the world's five highest peaks."

"Now do you love me daddy!? Now do you love me!?"

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I would say "GET ME OFF THIS RED ROCK!!!" I think cabin(or capsule) fever would have broken me by then.

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I claim this planet for Humanity! the best damn species in the known universe!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite planet in the Solar system."

Seriously, though, "one small step for a man" should be a tradition.

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That's one small step for man, and zero steps for woman. HAR HAR WE'RE WINNING.

also

That's one small step for man, and one giant leap for Eukaryota

Edited by nhnifong

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Warshawski: You're right. I'm thinking "That's another small step for [a] man, another giant leap for mankind."

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"A Mars a day helps you work, rest, and play".

Well, I know... But somebody had to pay for the mission.

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As people say change Neil's phrase to "Another small step for a man Another giant leap for Mankind" thing is I would be crying because it would be highly emotional.

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