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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?


KleptoKat

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"When will the return trip arrives?"

or if the landing was televised...

"HI THIS IS (name of the mission) AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!" *runs onto the nearest cliff and does a barrel roll*

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I see no evidence of life.

No, hold on, my mirror was broken. I've got the spare one and I see the life now. There's 5 bipedal organisms with two limbs, and they seem to be wearing spacesuits.

Oh [REDACTED], they're in our ship

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No, hold on, my mirror was broken. I've got the spare one and I see the life now. There's 5 bipedal organisms with two limbs, and they seem to be wearing spacesuits.

Oh [REDACTED], they're in our ship

I laughed.

Another possibility: "...Well, this sucks."

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