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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?


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“Houston, be advised that the precision landing team did their job a little too well; also, ‘landing right next to Perseverance so it could get some really cool action shots of the landing’ may have been a bad idea.

Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*”

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6 hours ago, jimmymcgoochie said:

Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed Thales the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*”

Red Planet.

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Hey look! There's life on Mars now! Wait, since I now live on a different planet, I would be considered a alien. Which means, when I return, I can start a alien invasion". Or, "Where's the oxygen?" OR, "Oh wait, this is Mars? My GPS must be broke" Or, "Where's my sticker doc?"

On 8/26/2021 at 6:29 PM, jimmymcgoochie said:

“Houston, be advised that the precision landing team did their job a little too well; also, ‘landing right next to Perseverance so it could get some really cool action shots of the landing’ may have been a bad idea.

Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*”

Yes. Very strange movie

On 11/12/2018 at 4:16 PM, adsii1970 said:

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Say?  No, I'd sing:

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She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour 9:00 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then
 
I miss the Earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
 
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
 
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
 
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did
 
And all this science
I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man
A rocket man
 
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
 
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
 
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a-
 

 

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After a six-month journey to Mars:

Man, I realize I reeeeeally need to go to the toilets.

Of course, the whole planet would be watching (and hearing) me.

And since I don't know how to turn off the camera and the micro, going to the toilets will be very hard :)

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