GreeningGalaxy Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'd rather a lady be the first on Mars than myself.*crashes through door**pants heavily*Reporting for duty, sir!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Houston, Mars Base Alpha here, aeiou."I just had to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropapi1 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Houston, Mars Base Alpha here, aeiou."I just had to."JOHN MADDEN, JOHN MADDEN!" -Neil Amstrong.Jeez guys, this thread is from 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) "Houston, Mars Base Alpha here, aeiou."I just had to.The year is 2051. Commander John A. Madden of the Multinational Space Association is stuck behind a desk on Mars Station, managing the station's day-to-day operations. He's more than qualified as an engineer to be a part of the Jupiter expedition leaving next month, but the MSA has seen fit to keep him where he is, just as they have for the past twelve years. Today's scheduled shipment of supplies approaches the station. Madden opens the docking port shield, then turns to the communication screen and opens his mouth to clear the ship for docking. Before he can say a word, three gleeful faces appear on the screen, doubled over with mirth in the microgravity. "John Madden!" one says, between fits of wild, hilarious laughter. "John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!" The other two join in, flooding the cramped space with a mind-numbing flood of nonsensical drivel. "Yoyoyoyoy-" "Questionmark exclamation point! Question mark excla-" "Nine nine nine! Nine nine nine! Nine-" "Aeiou! Aeiou! Ae-" "Brbrbrbrbrbrbr!"Commander John Madden slams his fist against the communication computer's power button until the noise stops, the screen goes black, and the hard drive whines to an abrupt halt, then reaches over to the control panel and closes the docking port. John A. Madden is a broken man leading a cursed life, all because an ancient, meaningless meme couldn't be left to die. Edited September 16, 2014 by GreeningGalaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I heard there were creeks in these parts. Possibly mud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickSawyer Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 "Well, it took a hell of a lot longer than any of us would have liked, but we're here on Mars, the only other planet in our solar system that is habitable with current technology.Let's not screw it up like the last time, okay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm going to mail my boot to God with Mars wrapped around it!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 where are all the mars bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peachoftree Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Well. Its very red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimeCrusher Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 "Hey, the spotlight isn't working, you should repl- Oh... We're already recording? Well crap..."That would lead to some conspiracy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) "Oh my goodness. I'm....on....MARS!" Edited September 23, 2014 by mythbusters844 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 *YOU* clean out the bathroom. I told you six months ago that the plumbing was bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brethern Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Good luck Mr. Brisby.Or whatever last name I choose to make it seem legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Damn it guys, i wasn't done writing speech when you shoved me out!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 "I gotta give you guys some credit...this set looks so real!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSlash27 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Wow! I'm, like... on Mars an' junk!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CG_Kerbin Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 "I gotta give you guys some credit...this set looks so real!" XD on live recording as well XD the thing I'd say is "it's kind of cold here can I go back in the spaceship " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I want Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be the first to set foot on Mars, and do their voices in character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 OK this is nice and all, so where's the bus station to Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyler4856 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 And thus continues the epic that is mankind's exploration of the universe. I would like to take this moment to remind all of you listening down on Earth, man should never retreat back into his cradle, lest his mind become infantile and indecisive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 "He's dead, Jim." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alemagno12 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 ''That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for man-kind, blah blah blah, and hope Chuck Norris does not find me, suck my ...., the end.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doosty295 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I would simply say: "Well, that was anticlimactic. I guess I'll just have to fix that! *goes and sets lander/ship on collision course with return vessel* WOO! Look at that explosion!!!" Then run away screaming about some kind of aliens and break the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "Hey, it's Mars. What's up, man? I hear you like war..."- Me, in an alternate timeline where I'm the first one on Mars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 "Duna is beautiful." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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