KleptoKat

If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?

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Since this thread is already revived, relevant XKCD comic: http://xkcd.com/1504/ (read the alt text)

I think I will say something like "We are so far from home, but we are now closer to the rest of the universe"

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Sincere

-The will of man is done.

-And thus we clamber from our cradle, rising boldly to the dawn.

-We exceed what we once worshipped.

-I stand for man on this new world, a flag in one hand, and soon another's in mine.

Funny

-(cellphone to ear) "Can you hear me now?"

-I think I took a wrong turn at Albequerque.

-So, where is everyone?

-Forward! Forward into Dawn!

-For Narnia!

-Duxwing

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Hello, and welcome to vlog #255! And today, we are somewhere different as we are on another planet! Please (don't) subscribe to my Myspace and shout in comments your thoughts on where I am!

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Well... I'm here. Can't wait to go home, guys. Guys?

Guys?

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*To the camera*

"No, this isn't really Mars; did you honestly think we'd spend all that money to go live on a stinking rock."

*Sometimes, it is good to feed the Apollo deniers, it keeps life interesting*

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If this were a one way mission, I'd say,

"We humans are but a speck of dust in this seemingly infinite universe. Nevertheless, we have ventured off of our homeworld, never to return. A bittersweet situation, but one that will most definitely change the course of history for all mankind. Humans have always had an innate desire to explore. Our decision to permanently stay on Mars proves that. In addition, we are just scratching the surface of a future filled with space exploration. From that first suborbital flight made by Yuri Gagarin to this day, we have tirelessly endeavored to discover more about the vastness we call space. Our sacrifices will certainly not be in vain, for we will work till the end to gather scientific data that will benefit everyone on Earth."

If I were able to return, I would say,

"Let's do SCIENCE!!!!"

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"I'm declaring The Supreme Mars Kingdom!!! And I'm king!!!!"

Guys?....

Hello?...

Anyone?....

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Wats that over there?

my cellphone isn't working

what am I spodssed to do

hi welcome to Mars

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Well that depends on who i was with.

if it were people i didnt like i would say,"Get the Hell off my damn planet!"

and if it were people i like id say,"It's ours now! Screw you humanity!"

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One medium-sized step for a man, and my new shoes are covered in dirt.

Oh yeah, and all that mankind leap stuff.

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Wow! Spielberg out did himself this time. Really looks real. So when's lunch? This damn suit is hot. And let me know when we're "transmitting" from "Mars", ok? Rubes.

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