KleptoKat

If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?

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"Oh hai dere chuck Norris!!"

Or,

"It's so red... Wait, what's that? OH MY GOD, MARTIA-" *cut radio, then send a troll face pic to houston an hour later*

Edited by Deadpangod3

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"Am i getting paid yet?"

or

"WE DID IT, WE FINALLY MADE IT TO VENUS!

...

wait what?"

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"When will the return trip arrives?"

or if the landing was televised...

"HI THIS IS (name of the mission) AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!" *runs onto the nearest cliff and does a barrel roll*

Edited by Flixxbeatz

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"Top this Neil."

Wait, thats a bit cruel...

"Now, when do we go back, and wheres my sandwich?"

TV:

"Mars, that red-orange rust ball in space, we finally made it. Now when do we leave?"

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"Now where to?"

or

"So this is the famed "red planet"

or

"I wonder if you can get internet access here?"

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"Whadda ya mean update .20 broke the guidance system?!! What idiot downloaded a software update during the middle of a flight?! Oh...didn't see you there Sir. I'll just go wait outside now."

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I see no evidence of life.

No, hold on, my mirror was broken. I've got the spare one and I see the life now. There's 5 bipedal organisms with two limbs, and they seem to be wearing spacesuits.

Oh [REDACTED], they're in our ship

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No, hold on, my mirror was broken. I've got the spare one and I see the life now. There's 5 bipedal organisms with two limbs, and they seem to be wearing spacesuits.

Oh [REDACTED], they're in our ship

I laughed.

Another possibility: "...Well, this sucks."

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