If you were the first person on Phobos/Demios, what would you say?

[Lundmunchkins]

"Well, atleast I'm the first guy to walk on this potatoes surface?"

[ProjectXMark1]

*Jump*

*Short burn from EVA pack*

I'm in orbit!

[technicalfool]

"I can see the pub from 'ere!"

[Spartwo]

''I was told we were going to Mars''

[rasheed]

Guy 1: "Lets play baseball"

Guy 2: "Ok"

Guy 1 throws the ball at Guy 2

Guy 2 bats it.

Guy 2:" THATS WHAT I CALL, A HOMERUN"

meanwhile........

-The ball lands on Curiosity-

MC: HOLY WHAT THE HECK?

[Lohan2008]

''I was told we were going to Mars''

{Chinese} 有人告诉我，我们è¦Â去ç«星 !!!

[Helix935]

oooooowwwwww!!!! what the heck!

[Themohawkninja]

"That's one small step for man, and one giant leap to get to orbital velocity... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

[Shna_na]

"Gonna go walk around this entire celestial bo- aaand I'm back."

I would then proceed to do this: "Hmmm... That place is higher up than where we landed. We'd save more fuel if we launched from there..." *picks up craft and places it in new position* "Much better!"

Edited February 2, 2014 by Shna_na

[Palladium Corp]

"Ok, we're here. Now what?"

[Deadpangod3]

"Suck it Marvin."

[O Nerd]

On Phobos:

OH S*** THIS THING IS ENTERING DA ATMOSPHEARRRRRRRRR.... What? Nothing? Ok then.

[Starwhip]

*Lander engine pushes Phobos away*

Come here, you little [REDACTED]

*Burns again to slow down, pushes it further*

[RAGE]

[Deadpangod3]

*touches asteroid*

*asteroid explodes into dust*

"I want my money back."

[Krevsin]

"I am a small man with a giant - DAMN IT!"

[Starwhip]

*finally makes it down after hours of readjusting Phobos's orbit*

Yes! *plants flag*

*turns around, lander is floating away*

NOOOOOOO! *jumps after it, misses, drifts into space*

[sECOND RAGE]