The mangled up History Blender Game

[42undead2]

The PC was invented by Sony in 2001.

[chobit-389]

In late 1940, a young woman known only as "Das Chobit", strapped on full combat gear, her M35 helmet and grabbed her Kar98K... then proceeded to swim the English Channel, run from Dover to London, march into White Hall and single-handedly force the British surrender

[LeonG17]

In late 1940, a young woman known only as "Das Chobit", strapped on full combat gear, her M35 helmet and grabbed her Kar98K... then proceeded to swim the English Channel, run from Dover to London, march into White Hall and single-handedly force the British surrender

A member of the home guard breaks into the proceeding just before the surrender with a rusty, 23 year old shotgun. Das Chobit yanked the shotgun out of his arms and shot it into his face. Unfortunately, the shotgun misfired and killed Das Chobit. These events are now referred to by history as the Chobit incidence.

[Holo]

[The Cocos (Keeling) Islands] were founded in 1857 when the British Captain William Keeling landed there. Oustroilia quickly took the opportunity to annex it, and set to work on shipping people there. As the British Reich also believed they had a partial claim to the land, they sent frequent ships such as the HMS Papadum.

By 1898, the population had increased to 190 due to colonists arriving there in hope of a new life. Many children were also being born, such as Onions. Due to a transcription error on the ship registry, many Chinese people had also accidently colonised the area.

During Europe War I, a battle broken out over the Cocos (Keeling) Islands. On one side was the HMS Nemesis, and on the other side was the Prussian "Trade Vessel" Base. The battle was fierce, and almost depopulated the entire islands - including the death of John Keeling. Only 45 people survived, because they were having a party on North Keeling Island. Luckily for the existence of the Cocos (Keeling) Islands, William Victor Albert William von Albert was immensely popular with the ladies, causing immigration to increase by up to 501%.

Life continued as normal until World War I.

From a personal project of mine, the history of the Cocos (Keeling) Islands.

[Flymetothemun]

A member of the home guard breaks into the proceeding just before the surrender with a rusty, 23 year old shotgun. Das Chobit yanked the shotgun out of his arms and shot it into his face. Unfortunately, the shotgun misfired and killed Das Chobit. These events are now referred to by history as the Chobit incidence.

This was also refered to as "The Revolution" in Dr. Martin DeGrasse Kennedy XIV's speech to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the year 1010, saying that "Today is a great day. Das Chobit, the evil dictator of the whole world, has now been killed. We said to her "Tear Down This Wall!", but she refused. So we found her and turned her into roadkill stew. Let us hope that a dicatorship like this never happens again on Jupiter, our home planet."

Edited May 10, 2013 by Flymetothemun
Gramer & Spllink

[ShachonianX]

This was also refered to as "The Revolution" in Dr. Martin DeGrasse Kennedy XIV's speech to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the year 1010, saying that "Today is a great day. Das Chobit, the evil dictator of the whole world, has now been killed. We said to her "Tear Down This Wall!", but she refused. So we found her and turned her into roadkill stew. Let us hope that a dicatorship like this never happens again on Jupiter, our home planet."

But shortly after, followers of Das Chobit assassinated Dr. Martin DeGrasse Kennedy XIV, and the capital of the U.S., London, became a battlefield. Followers of Das Chobit and the U.S. military clashed in what would be known as the The Battle of the Taco Bell.

[Rockcoole]

Bill Nye and the Queen fight in a civil war over the nation of Oceania in the year 2001: Space Odyssey.

[Czman007]

Genghis Khan conquered Idaho through his use of superior hovertanks and state-of-the-art stone axes.

[zekes]

Genghis Khan conquered Idaho through his use of superior hovertanks and state-of-the-art stone axes.

Only because the natives were trying to use inferior and outdated potato guns....

[B787_300]

Barack Obama leads the Trail of Tears...

[zekes]

...up to mount wanahakalougie....

[B787_300]

but up on the hill, Archduke Ferdinand, shot Obama...

[zekes]

... starting World war XXII and a half.

[B787_300]

which was immediately ended when the great flood occured

[zekes]

Wiping out the entire island of Nigeria....

[B787_300]

but chell opened the portal to the mun...

i hope i can use video game references too

Edited May 15, 2013 by B787_300

[zekes]

But then Wheatly the Bear got stuck in the hole and tore himself apart....

[B787_300]

where Alexander the Great tore him to pieces and threw him into a fire

[LeonG17]

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

More Portal!

[The Jedi Master]

Winston Churchill, first man on the Moon in 1987.

[musicpenguin]

In the year 1378, Neil armstrong became the first man on mars. "Thats one big step for cats, Thats one small leep for kat kinde with bannanas"

[ShachonianX]

In 1919, Julius Caesar fought the empire of Canada, but lost to the forces of the KGB.

[FallingIntoBlack]

The year is 2161. America is once again at war. Cybernetically-enhanced forces from the East battle a biologically-engineered army from the West.

Also, Attila the Hun has just conquered Argentina.

Edited May 16, 2013 by FallingIntoBlack

[NuclearWarfare]

The Civil War was fought in 1776 during the great depression, with The Black Plague being a major problem at the time. The Japanese and The 6th Doctor battle for 3 months. The Berlin Wall was toppled one day after the Japanese surrender.

[Flymetothemun]

After the Berlin Wall was toppled, the Axis forces of America started working to build a Nuclear bomb. In the great year of 12, Nikola Einstein fashioned a nuclear bomb out of a Cigarette packet and a 1040 Tax Form, Using the Cigarette Packet as the Casing and using the 1040 Tax Form as the source of Radioactive Material. The totally safe process of extracting Radioactive materials from a 1040 tax form was pioneered by Albert Tesla, a visionary who thought it would be possible to create wireless lightbulbs. However, Nikola Einstein perfected the procedure, making it possible for the average Joe to extract as much as 45 Megatons of Radioactive Materials from the Tax Form via a Cuisinart Blender equipped with the Extra Fine Blade.

A bomb similar to this was used was used in World War MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX, but a piece of Junk Mail was used as a Radioactive Material source.