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Inspired by the suggestion "Statistics Menu Option" in the KSP Development section.

Just come up with as many statistics as you can.

  • Number of steps taken
  • Number of jumps
  • Distance fallen
  • Distance walked
  • Distance flown
  • Amount of oxidizer/propellant/monopropellant/electricity used/created
  • Number of rocket parts blown up
  • Longest Kerbal scream
  • How many times you've scared Kerbals
  • Seconds burning up on reentry
  • Amount of Delta-V spent
  • Highest jump (Not using the jet-pack)
  • Distance driven
  • Distance covered in orbit
  • Number of ragdolls

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* Photovoltaic panels broken and shattered

* Tires blown out (and repaired)

* Total cost of running your space program per day (cost of all rockets launched divided by total time playing, essentially)

* Anomalies discovered

* Magic Boulder taunts issued

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* Times you forgot to use struts

* Times you forgot the parachute

* Times you forgot the landing legs

* Times you forgot Jumbo Rockomax + Mainsail = BOOM

* Times you forgot to add MOAR boosters

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* Times you forgot to use struts

* Times you forgot the parachute

* Times you forgot the landing legs

* Times you forgot Jumbo Rockomax + Mainsail = BOOM

* Times you forgot to add MOAR boosters

Times you forgot to open solar panels

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  • Kerbals survived EVA from orbit to Kerbin
  • Times your craft lithobraked
  • Gravity assists gone horrible wrong
  • Times flown through the Mun arch
  • Longest EVA in orbit

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Times Kerbin became a blue glowing sphere

Number of times a kerbal rolled through the surface of Mun

Times a kerbal randomly popped while walking in the grass

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  • Number of times your craft blew up randomly
  • Number of planets/moons busted
  • Number of sun dives
  • Number of flat spins
  • Amount of radiation spewed over Kerbin

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* Number of dead probe bodies in orbit

* Number of dead probe bodies in orbit with closed solar panels

* Number of times a parachute has existed with no parts attached (ie, how many times have your parachutes torn themselves free)

* Number of launches aborted before liftoff

* Number of flights ending in "catastrophic failure" before liftoff

* Number of Rage Quits (application ended mid-flight with no quicksave in the last 30 seconds)

* Number of deaths on the runway

teehee, statistics could end up being very funny.

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* Total resources expended

* Number of times landed on the roof of the VAB

* Number of times landed on the roof of the SPH

* Number of times landed on the spherical propellant tank

* Number of times landed on the water tower

* Number of times landed on the flagpole at KSC (seriously, how?!)

* Number of times landed on the control tower at that island over there

* Number of times landed on the runway at that island over there

* Number of times crashed into an easter egg

* Number of rapid unplanned disassemblies

* Number of Kerbals killed

* Number of times crashed into the VAB

* Number of times crashed into the launchpad

* Number of times crashed into the SPH

* Number of times crashed into the runway

* Number of times crashed into the control tower at that island over there

* Number of times crashed into the runway at that island over there

* Number of times crashed into the water tower

* Number of times crashed into the spherical propellant tank

* Number of times crashed into the flagpole at KSC

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*Amount of times you slammed into an arch

*Times smeared across the ground

*Amount of exhaust spewed into the atmosphere

*Amount of times you went FTL

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- Total distance travelled uncontrollably spinning in EVA

- Number of necks broken while spinning in EVA

- Number of deadly landings avoided in EVA because you landed on your helmet

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Carried over from another thread:

Missions Flown:

-Success Rate:

On-going Missions:

Successful Missions:

-Successful Landings:

-Successful Re-entries:

-Successful Dockings:

-Successful Orbital Insertions:

Failed Missions:

-Times Crashed on Surface:

-Times Collided Mid-air:

Total Distance Traveled on Space:

Total Distance Traveled on Land:

Total Distance Traveled on Water:

Total Distance Traveled on Air:

Total Distance Traveled on EVA:

-Total Distance Traveled on Foot:

-Total Distance Traveled on Jetpack:

Highest Speed:

-Highest Speed on Space:

-Highest Speed on Land:

-Highest Speed on Water:

-Highest Speed on Space:

Hours Played:

Crafts Created:

-Crafts Designed:

-Crafts Destroyed:

Time Spent on VAB:

Time Spent on SPH:

Most Debris Accumulated:

Most Crafts Flying Simultaneously:

Times Docked Successfully:

Times Undocked:

Crafts Launched:

-Successful Launches:

-Failed Launches:

-Success Rate:

Kerbals Launched:

-Kerbals Living:

-Kerbals Died:

-Safety Rate:

Times visited another celestial body:

-Times visited Moho:

-Times visited Eve:

--Times visited Gilly:

-Times visited Kerbin:

--Times visited Mun:

--Times visited Minmus:

-Times visited Duna:

--Times visited Ike:

-Times visited Dres:

-Times visited Jool:

--Times visited Laythe:

--Times visited Vall:

--Times visited Tylo:

--Times visited Bop:

--Times visited Pol:

-Times visited Eeloo:

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-Total SSTO Planes (more than 20k meters)

-Total SSTO that actually made it to orbit

-Number of dockings

-Number of visits (SOIs) in each planet/moons

-Longest mission

-Number of quicksave/quickload

-Most Flights active

-Number of debris

-Total Flights that made it to outerspace

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- Number of bounces on Gilly before landing

- Farthest distance fired from a cannon and survived

- Number of Space Kraken Attacks Survived

- Number of Space Kraken Attacks in total

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Times kethane detected:

Times Kethane mined:

Total amount of kethane extracted:

Total amount of kethane expended:

-Total amount of kethane converted:

--Total amount of kethane converted to Monopropellant:

--Total amount of Kethane converted to Liquid Fuel:

--Total amount of Kethane converted to Oxidizer:

Highest power output:

-Batteries used:

-RTGs used:

-Solar Panels used:

Probe cores used:

Probe cores died:

Probe core usage rating:

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Time spent staring at the sun

Time spent preparing for / on a launch that explodes before reaching orbit.

Total time "lost" from timewarping past a manuever-node

Weren't the suppose to be SILLY Statistics, not serious as many people seem to be taking it?

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Weren't the suppose to be SILLY Statistics, not serious as many people seem to be taking it?

It's just about to get silly, I guess... :D

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Fastest velocity given to spacecraft/debris by Kraken

Lowest altitude on Jool reached

Furthest distance away from Kerbol

Number of gravitational slingshots given

Number of accidental gravitational slingshots given (will likely be very close to the above number)

Number of Kerbals currently orbiting Kerbol

Highest number of frames per second

Lowest number of frames per second

Total number of parts clipped inside others

Number of craft that should have burned up on reentry

I could go on and on...

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Highest fall survived by a Kerbal

Number of cracked visors

Number of crushed dreams

Lowest mission time before catastrophic failure

Widest Jeb smile

Biggest/Loudest Bob Scream

Longest randomly generated Kerbal name (print name)

Most RCS expended whilst in docking mode with no successful docking performed (d'ohhhhh!)

Highest % strut to part ratio (The ship's 'Duct Tape Ratio').

Number of hours spent upside down

Number of crashes whilst in map mode (The 'Blind Navigator' stat)

Highest/Lowest number of parts attached to command module after 'unexpected decoupling event' (ie: crash!)

This is a fun game, bravo OP!

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