Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[0111narwhalz]

Oh, that's easy. Problem is, the FCC doesn't like amateur radio operators broadcasting music.

The ability to maximize throughput in any material or information transfer system.

[Ultimate Steve]

Throughput is now nearly at the speed of light. Whatever you put in you're never going to see again!

I wish to never have to spend time in a boring class, yet still recieve an education sufficient to become an aerospace engineer. Totally not due to the fact that I'm sitting in Calculus right now where the teacher just spent half an hour trying to figure out how to do a problem correctly...

[0111narwhalz]

2 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

Throughput is now nearly at the speed of light. Whatever you put in you're never going to see again!

That's… not the right dimension, but sure.

 

2 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

I wish to never have to spend time in a boring class, yet still recieve an education sufficient to become an aerospace engineer. Totally not due to the fact that I'm sitting in Calculus right now where the teacher just spent half an hour trying to figure out how to do a problem correctly...

Your antics certainly make the class less boring, but they don't endear you with Administration.

The power to cause objects to spontaneously combust.

Edited October 8, 2018 by 0111narwhalz
wait this is the super power thread, not the wish thread

[halleyyy]

2 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

That's… not the right dimension, but sure.

 

Your antics certainly make the class less boring, but they don't endear you with Administration.

The power to cause objects to spontaneously combust.

Whatever you make combust only lasts for half a second.

 

The power to move and create/destroy celestial objects.

[TeslaPenguin1]

You can move them, but as soon as you take your focus off them, they go back to where they were originally.

The power to talk to penguins.

[0111narwhalz]

Sure, sure, but the listening is up to them.

Control over the phases of the matter around me.

[kerbiloid]

3 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said:

The power to talk to penguins.

Just remember two key words: "sudo" and "apt-get".
99% of their conversation are these words in various combinations.

3 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Control over the phases of the matter around me.

You are sitting in a warm bath with a hot kettle and a pot of ice cubes.
Feel free to play with the phases of the matter around you.

 

A superpower to keep the battery in the mouse charged eternally.

[TeslaPenguin1]

You can keep any batteries you put in live mice eternally charged. However, you cannot access the batteries you put in them.

the power to jump into any TV show I want

[adsii1970]

1 minute ago, TeslaPenguin1 said:

the power to jump into any TV show I want

But it can only be a cartoon from the 1970s.

The ability to lift ten times my body weight, similar to what an ant is capable of...

[TeslaPenguin1]

You can lift 10 times the weight of an ant.

 

the power to produce beautiful music on any instrument, not matter it’s quality

[RealKerbal3x]

Sure. You can produce beautiful music in the ultrasound range.

To be able to do everything you can do in Universe Sandbox 2, but in real life.

[kerbiloid]

18 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said:

the power to jump into any TV show I want

So, let's begin:

Spoiler

One, Two... Freddy’s coming for you!
Three, Four... Better lock your door!
Five, Six... Grab your crucifix!
Seven, Eight... Gonna stay up late!
Nine, Ten... Never sleep again!…

Congratulations! Your superpower works. You're inside the TV.

 

18 hours ago, adsii1970 said:

The ability to lift ten times my body weight

You can lift your body weight, and repeat this nine more times. Then you fall tired.

 

18 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said:

the power to produce beautiful music on any instrument, not matter it’s quality

Any instrument thing is technically a drum. The sound quality doesn't matter.

 

17 hours ago, RealKerbal3x said:

To be able to do everything you can do in Universe Sandbox 2, but in real life.

Now you can move galaxies. But in galactic time scale.

 

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A superpower to never need a superpower.

[Ultimate Steve]

On 10/10/2018 at 8:00 AM, kerbiloid said:

A superpower to never need a superpower.

Everyone now has every superpower, so nobody needs additional ones.

"When everyone's super, no one will be."

-Syndrome

 

I wish for the superpower to instantly know the answer to any question I think of.

[53miner53]

Except you don’t know anything that you can’t find online. 

The superpower to withstand 100g sustained effortlessly

[Ultimate Steve]

1 hour ago, 53miner53 said:

Except you don’t know anything that you can’t find online. 

The superpower to withstand 100g sustained effortlessly

Granted. You can sustain 100g effortlessly, but your body is too strong for the normal 1g and you keep accidentally crushing things you touch.

 

I wish for the ability to perfectly hit targets up to 500 meters away with a bow and arrow.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You can walk up to a target up to 500 meters away and perfectly hit it with bow, arrow, fist, boot, and anything else you want.

A superpower to unpower a power.

[0111narwhalz]

It only works on itself.

The power to separate any substance from any mixture, suspension, or solution of which it is a part.

[kerbiloid]

It works with every food and drink on your table. Now every food except salt, sugar, and water looks like a muddy plate.for you. Tastes also.

A lack of superpower attracting any superpower aside.

 

[Fraston]

Too Bad. You are now a void.

To be omnipotent in real life

 

[kerbiloid]

You buy Sims and put mods. Now you are omnipotent and Sims are your new real life.

A superpower to make portals between different computer games.

[cubinator]

It turns all the text into Wingdings for some reason...

The power to send messages into the past.

[kerbiloid]

If you are not a billionaire right now, probably your future cheating into the past already has failed.

A superpower to have a superpower.

[cubinator]

39 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

If you are not a billionaire right now, probably your future cheating into the past already has failed.

No I was going to send memes actually. Plus like one life choice that I actually regret.

39 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

A superpower to have a superpower.

Your power is the ability to redirect comet tails. The radiation pressure and whatnot might even be able to change one's trajectory over the course of hundreds of years!

The power to read an entire book by fanning through it's pages momentarily.

Edited November 4, 2018 by cubinator

[0111narwhalz]

Your read buffer fills up almost immediately and you have to go sit down for a few minutes while your brain processes it.

The power to potate.

[Fraston]

o.

the power to not have bright lights burned into my vision.