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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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The black hole is so powerful, it sucks you up, too.

I want to be able to create a world where no one dies, and feels no pain and no suffering.

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You want to. But it's impossible. Too bad.

The power to have any power and resist anything.

You overwhelm your will to live and die by your own hand.

I want unlimited funding for all my projects. Such as planning a moon colony, and all that.

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You make yourself so happy you commit suicide (A little dark, but still...)

I wish I could fire a stable Wormhole opening from my tail

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You suck up everyting ever known and not known to exists and live the rest of your life floating in nothing and nowhere.

I want to control the weather.

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Your ability to cause storms causes widespread flooding, destroying your house.

I want the ability to telepathically punch anyone I want, like a person who talks trash about me on the internet.

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Your ability to cause storms causes widespread flooding, destroying your house.

I want the ability to telepathically punch anyone I want, like a person who talks trash about me on the internet.

You talked trash about yourself while asleep and knocked yourself unconscious.

I want the power to change the mind of everyone, so I can force them to do stuff.

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You change your mind, making you do what we tell you to do

I wish I had a laser inside my tail

Good job, you now have a laser pointer in your tail. what were you thinking?

I want to have the powers of Danny2462!

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You are also inaudible. Congrats in existing on a parallel plane of the universe.

I want to fly.

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♪You are a rock, you are an island.♪

I wish for the power of rock and roll.

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You have a rock landing on your head and a boulder rolling towards you

I wish I could kill off Humanity by using my chainsaw to split Earth into 2 halves

Edited by 11JRidding
Spelling error: Corrected

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You split a model of planet Earth with mini people on it

I can't edit and I forget my power :/

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor

Edited by Specialist290
Sequential posts merged.

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Granted ,but it doesn't make you flame retardant....

Having being powered by steam ,and being able to break through walls with my steel skeleton.

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Granted, but being powered by steam you are prone to boiler explosions.

Being able to communicate telepathically with any creature.

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You telepathically communicate with Kang and Kudos and tell them your weaknesses, then they kill you.

I want to be "in" a video game, if you know what I mean.

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It's the "Matrix" situation, and the game you're in happens to be a bullet hell shooter.

You're dead IRL.

I want the ability to resist all poisons.

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