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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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you now have the ability to resist all poisons. It works by giving you a super-poison that negates all others.

I wish I had the ability to warp through dimensions.

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well your body can not produce the energy needed to operate ,and die in 10 seconds flat.

Had the super power of speeding down the express line.

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SRB launches from hand

But doesn't ignite. Probably lands on your foot.

Ability to make crying babies sleep with a wave of my hand.

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You live a VERY painful life and you CAN'T end it. Never ever like what you said.

To be a KSP developer

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Granted, you become an unpaid volunteer developer for the Kenyan Sewing-machine Partnership.

For my super-power I wish to be the only person in this thread who seems to understand what "trivialised" actually means.

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You want to fly? I've booked some airline tickets for you; next flight to Siberia. Have a nice trip!

The ability to conjure up and manipulate all forms of energy, including but not limited to thermal, electrical, kinetic and light. So many applications...

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Granted. You explode after jacking up too much energy.

(Also, I'm not going to Siberia. Ever.)

The power to condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people who condemn people...

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you become the god of Valve and no one worships you due to not giving Valve the ability to count to three

i wish for the ability to travel between universes

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You have too much luck, and can't even commit suicide

I want to be able to turn any object I want into a Black Hole

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Being called four eyes isn't good enough for you?

I'd like the ability to incinerate politicians with my heat ray vision....

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But it only works on honest politicians who're genuinely working for a the public good.

The ability to shrink down to 1mm or grow to 100m tall in an instant. Probably best for all concerned if my clothes gain the same power.

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Square-Cube Rule: As size increases, force capable of being exerted by the object increases squared, weight increases cubed. Good luck supporting your own weight.

The ability to control which direction newsreaders are looking when they talk. :) to whoever gets the reference.

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You can only make newsreaders talk at your direction when they're angrily yelling.

a cure for artists block

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