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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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You found it, by eating kittens you can avoid artist's block.

I have the ability to swallow the ocean.

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But only when they're telling you what they are thinking.

Huge metal hands.

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So does everyone else!

I chose real life Pokemons!

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The Pokemons protest, and as a result PETA and the RSPCA hire assassins to kill anyone who uses them for combat or training.

I want the ability to disappear when in the shadows.

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Yep, that's pretty much how shadows work.

The ability to transform into a monster truck.

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You get in a head-on collision with another, even bigger monster truck.

The ability to kill anyone that I want dead, whenever I want, wherever I am or where the guy is.

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Granted, you also get to see the faces of that person's family (they find out instantly) every time you do.

The ability to summon money from my hands on demand, and to stop summoning.

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Granted. But it's money from another planet, and has no value whatsoever, because they use sponges as currency.

The ability to fly.

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You can fly, up to an altitude of 1mm, and at walking speed.

The power to control trees, and get them to do my bidding.

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You have it, but it only works on aliens and dinosaurs.

I have the power to see through cloth.

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they believe you are a lier and Hitler and set you on fire

the ability to survive for a month without food or water and have limitless money for that time

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You turn into a kerbal and die because the rocket experienced some structural failure.

PS: Because you used f5/f9 you can't revert the flight(yeah, I'm mean).

The ability to stop playing KSP without been tempted by doing some small modification to my rocket and testing it.

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When you quit KSP, your computer overheats and melts into a puddle of white-hot liquid.

The ability to make anybody anywhere feel loved and cared about.

Edited by Flymetothemun

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Granted, but since it gives you no special abilities it was already trivial.

An incredibly long prehensile tongue.

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Granted: but then gene Simons sues you and you loss everything you ever owned.

The ability to turn in to what ever I want and still be living.

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You succeed in creating singularity and suck up yourself and the whole earth into it.

I'd be intangible to whatever I want. Whenever.

Edited by Avera9eJoe

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you fall through the earth, living the rest of your sorry life blinded by the cores light and the fact that light goes through you

the power to turn thoughts to reality

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