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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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Granted, you can change the gravity at a point by +/-1%

The ability to produce perfectly cooked bacon from a part of my body. Or booze, either will do. Both if you're feeling generous.

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Booze comes from your brain, you die of alcohol poisoning.

The ability to wear a black boater without at least one person getting the reference. [:) if you do!]

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granted, you get no super power and are ostracized from society because everyone else actually has a super power.

the ability to telepathically communicate with plants

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Granted, unfortunately all they really want to talk about is Jersey Shore and the Kardashians.

The ability to take other peoples super powers.

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Granted, unfortunately all they really want to talk about is Jersey Shore and the Kardashians.

Oh god...no...

The ability to take other peoples super powers.

Granted, but you only ever meet people with really, really useless powers.

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you live out through all of eternity while you continue aging until you die of extreme old age

i choose to have the power to see through the whole matrix (movie Matrix for those who think i am doing math)

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Granted, Only you are MechJeb and are sentenced to live out your life calculating ascent trajectories.

The ability to transmute any element to another element.

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granted, but you have too use your own blood to assist in the transmutation, and that "other element" happens to be ununpentium, which only exists for microseconds before decaying.

I wish I had the power to ninja people on this forum

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The only catch is you can only ninja yourself.

I have the power to tell if something is made with peanut oil or not just by tasting it.

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Granted, but the process involves vomiting, bleeding, a heart attack, a stroke, cancer, and a sudden explosion of your liver and kidney.

The ability to breathe anywhere in the universe.

Plainawesome just got ninja'd

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Granted, but your choices are either Dora the explorer or Barbie

I will re-do my old superpower which woldn't be graded to to a ninja: the ability to breathe anywhere in the universe

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Granted, You now have the voices of Rick Moranis and George Wyner arguing in your head about the concept of now. "What you are seeing is happening now. What happened to then?. We passed then. When? Just now."

The ability to stop myself from having to respond to this thread.

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Granted, but resistance is futile, so you come back

The ability to see life from another person's point of view and take control of their actions.

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