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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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You can. But all programs get zuned.

Don't ask me what's that. It's too terrible even to explain.

 

A superpower to see the internal mechanics of processes.

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You cannot see anything new with your superpower because it is too focused on seeing the whole universe, which you were already a part of. 

I would like my superpower to be the ability to move objects I touch with my mind. 

Like super strength and telekenesis combined. 

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You are queued after Godzilla, Kaiju, Titans, and a hundred of noname destroyers.

A superpower to rewind dull movies on TV.
(Fixed: no more watching TV for years,)

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You can't stop it.

To scatter myself into atoms and control every single particle of my body separately.

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You now have the power to make netflix stop producing original content. Now they just make souless cash-grabs.

I want the power to attach a basic energy card from my deck to any of my benched pokemon once per turn.

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Hm, I still annihilate them with a dusk mane Necrosma.

I want the power to toast toast with my hands. 

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You toast anybody you touch, and running water doesn't help you.

I wish to absorb any and all types of radiation and store and release said radiation with no ill-effects or limits. Nothing blinds me, I can see and process anything, nothing can overload my body's capacity for radiation, the radiation doesn't cause cancer.

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Tumors develop through a different process.

the power to create a shockwave along the ground.

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A minefield appears wherever you go. Once a wrong step - and you will.

A superpower to save 3d models to files right from the mind.

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You don't have an I/O port to get the file out of your mind.

Full comprehension of memory allocation.

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For now memory allocation costs at least millions? so that's impossible.

The power of summoning kraken, even in a game-based anime (I've 'abused' this as much as air raid sirens earlier in this forum).

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you have the power to summon krakens anywhere, but only after a seven hour long ritual involving VR headets and car sized air raid sirens

I want the power to cook dark meat and white meat at the same temperature without drying out the meat.

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Granted.

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I've bought you this. And a pair of earmuffs and earplugs. And a vehicle and life insurance.

I wish a power to summon cthulhu and Kraken simultaneously, at the same location as my last post.

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Cthulhu model is so complicated that Kraken makes you restart every time.

 

3 hours ago, roboslacker said:

I want the power to cook dark meat and white meat at the same temperature without drying out the meat.

You are now on a raw food diet. Any meat is wet and has the room temperature.

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A superpower to turn Pepsi into Coca and vise versa.

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you can but it turns flat and room temperature whenever you use it 

I wish to roll a natural 20 whenever I want

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16 minutes ago, lapis said:

you can but it turns flat and room temperature whenever you use it 

I wish to roll a natural 20 whenever I want

A large block of stone appears in the shape of a 20 and rolls over you

I wish to fly for 1 second, 1 m above the ground

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you start floating for on second one meter off the ground but then you are hurled at the sun at 99999999m/s

 

I want pancakes to appear in front of me whenever I want to

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You gain the ability to transform your arm into a heated griddle and regurgitate pancake batter onto it.

I want the power to reload my secondary weapon 20% faster.

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1 hour ago, roboslacker said:

You gain the ability to transform your arm into a heated griddle and regurgitate pancake batter onto it.

I want the power to reload my secondary weapon 20% faster.

Reloading that fast causes it to jam completely

I wish to have a superpower, that does nothing, but can still be passed from 1 person to another.

[props if you get that]

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You have your power, but nobody gives you super strength.

I want the power to generate a random number between 1 and 1000 in my mind.

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granted but every time you use it it comes out as 1001

I wish to be able to play my music as loud as I want to in public without anyone getting annoyed

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you get annoyed by the music you play.

I want to change the speed of light at will, but keep relativity intact.

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