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You do it near Google's server building. The charge required to break through air fries all of its servers. When you come home, you see the world has arrived as an angry mob.

I wish to have the power to make my laptop keyboard soundless.

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Granted. You go deaf.

Power to create wormholes

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Granted. You brought the nearest Black Hole, gets the second Black Hole near the location you'd like to travel, you did what is known as the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, which took only Earth into, then as of your luck, you were shot out the White Hole, then captured by another star system. You're safe, but all we learnt about Solar System went useless since we're in another star system, and astronomers and scientists need to do re-research and spent millions of Dollars. And then the Second Cold War on Space Race starts.

The power to turn a Work Laptop into a fully legit Gaming Laptop (With Excellent Cooling and stuff) just by touching it.

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8 hours ago, qzgy said:

Power to create wormholes

Granted. You're a worm and live in cheese.

3 hours ago, FahmiRBLXian said:

The power to turn a Work Laptop into a fully legit Gaming Laptop (With Excellent Cooling and stuff) just by touching it.

Granted. You touch the work laptop, it falls down and crashes the display.
After you pay for the replacement, they give you the broken one. Feel free to use it for games.

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A superpower to unhole the wormholes.

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Granted. You're given a can of spray foam.

Power to heat things up with my mind.

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Granted, your mind is overheating now.

Telekinesis ability :cool:.

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Granted. But it's duplex, the object can this against you, too.

Antitelekinesis ability to prevent my things from being telekinated away.

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Granted, but your opponents brought their stuff to be telekinated.

Power to create and destroy universes.

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A shame those universes aren't connected to our own in any way.

The power to change my perception of the flow of time.

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Granted. You start skipping over boring lectures and commutes, and by the time you realize you've skipped over most of your life you are old and senile, unable to go back and truly experience life.

The power to walk on walls and ceilings.

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Granted, in your dreams.

Power to predict the future.

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Okay, you now have the ability to use available information to make reasonable guesses about future technological innovations.

I want the ability to reverse the polarity.

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It takes 100 years to do it

The ability to remove Windows 10 from every computer and vanish it from people's memories

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Having forgotten it, Microsoft begins developing it again.

The power to make arbitrary objects superconductive at will.

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You... really i don't understand what it is and you simply die.

Infinite memory.

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Luckily now Gapone has infinite memory.
A superability to put the previous Gapone's superability into the infinite loop using his infinite memory.
Wuddya say now, 10-6soft?!

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No idea what you said.

An ability to be immune to absolutely anything.

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The power to necropost a thread to restore it to life a 2nd time.

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A superpower to feel that a superpower thread will be revived soon.

(Last morning.)

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