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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized


saik0

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Unfortunately your body and face slowly deforms into that of a Coelacanth every time you use these powers.

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I want the power to be completely irresistible to the opposite gender, and be able to toggle this ability on and off.

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you are irresistable to the opposite gender OF A COW so you transform into one and the transformation into a cow is slow and painful and you can only turn it off every 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x10^999999999999 years

the ability to become invincible

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You accidentally read the minds of everyone. Your brain overloads, and is forced through a hard reset, which corrupted all data.

The ability to time travel to a chosen point in time, to alternate timelines.

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your aeroplane keeps colliding as other pilots cant see it.

my super power is that i can turn anyone into anything i please

(imagines the next ten minutes)

runs into a high street

*turns someone into a t-shirt* TOP of the morning to ya

*turns someone into a doll* try at different top you look so PLASTIC

*turns someone into a (female) cow*

*turns someone else into a farm girl* have fun!

*turns someone into a bunny called sue* sorry i'm SUE predictable

*turns someone a criminal a pregnant woman* i think justice needs to be DELIVERED

*turns someone into a dress* i think you should DRESS yourself before you go out

*turns someone into a sheep* i think you should cut your hair

*turns someone into a bear* sorry if my puns are unBEARable

*turns someone into a horse* sorry you sound a little HORSE

*turns someone into a dog and the dog into a human* PLOT TWIST

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Granted. The pun Police come and beat you to death with extreme hatred. The rest of the populace (who's ears are bleeding assist in this and slowly beat every last word out of you so you can NEVER MAKE A PUT AGAIN!

I want to be able to bend others to my will.

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you choke every time you come into an atmosphere

my superpower is to turn the police coming to get me into

one into a woman

one into a beautiful dress

one into a bra

one into a dog for her to walk

one into a punkin cart

one into some crystals shoes and one into a fairy god mother

then combine them all togeth into a woman in a beautiful dress walking a dog with a fairy god mother and a punkin cart.

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