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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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It only works when your surroundings look exactly like you.

The ability to make it so every single family member of mine doesn't steal my turkey on Thanksgiving.

They take the mashed potatoes instead. And we ALL know that the mashed potatoes are the real best part...

I want to be able to duplicate myself.

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Granted, but your duplicates get all mad and kill you

i want a mainsail engine that doesn't overheat in 12sec.

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granted it overheats in 2 seconds

i want to have the power to grow to a size upon which i can look people the same age as me in the eye

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Granted, that age is 2 months

I want to have the power to stand under 36 mainsails under full blast with nothing bad happening to me.

Edited by DarthVader

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Only when it's sticky enough.

Ability to stay awake at my will without getting ill or having serious side effects.

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You can only teleport yourself when you're by a volcano.

The power to make non counterfeit u.s. dollars to appear to my side whenever I want.

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You can only press the r key, but you can press it REALLY fast!

The ability to breath underwater!

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Granted but it only last for 5 minutes every time you go under.

The ability to be a machine.

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Rage097 will kill you before the transformation is done.

The ability to shift to another dimensional plane at will.

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The ability to be a cyberman.

But your operating system is Windows 8.

The ability to jump incredible distances.

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Your legs are now as large as your body. In short, you're now a frog.

The ability to phase shift.

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The ability to phase shift.

You're now really good horizontal shifting of periodic functions.

The ability to run at the speed of sound.

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Your body won't be able to cope up and will be reduced to human puree after a while.

The ability to Titan.

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Get yourself a box of adamantium guitar strings. You'll gonna break them everytime you'll play it.

The power to be invisible.

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Only when your not moving a single muscle.

The ablitiy to have a party cannon that can decorate anything.

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