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Ok, you manipulate one at the edge of the visible Universe and die through lack of energy.

I want to be able to control a random snail in my garden.

Edited by Rainbowtrout
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Sure, but the snail gets a mind of its own and wants world domination.

I want to be able to shapeshift into a mythical creature on command.

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But only when you're wearing a costume that looks like the mythical creature.

Elemental bending (ability to bend all the elements of the periodic table)

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My superpower would be to know anything and everything, but only when I think to ask myself the question.

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Elemental bending (ability to bend all the elements of the periodic table)

No problem, you now have the ability to bend any element by 1x10^-6 radians.

I'd like the power to turn any substance into cheesecake.

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Sure, but you lose it for an hour 5 seconds before you get hit by a train going at light speed somehow.

The power to make my enemies violently explode.

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You can only do it once, and it causes death.

The ability to pause and unpause time on demand.

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You can only move objects that you yourself could lift, only at arms length, and only if at least one hand is empty.

EDIT:

The ability to construct anything, reguardless of the materials required.

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Mind Reading : Kinda Self-Explanatory.

But only works on snails.

Reverse invisibility.

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But only works on snails.

Reverse invisibility.

Granted, but it only works while you are driving in reverse.

I want to be a pony mech. with icing guns. and a cake cannon. (mmm, cake.)

EDIT: In bold.

Edited by xxjetterxx

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I want a pony mech. with icing guns. and a cake cannon. (mmm, cake.)

Granted, but you don't understand what the sensors tell you because it's in coded in pony language. Also, the cake has gone stale.

The ability to walk 500 miles and then to walk 500 more!

Edited by Ravenchant

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everytime you do it you collapse in front of my door.

I want to be God of my own universe, able to give omnipotence to my past self to turn me into God before someone even nullifies my request!

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You incarnate yourself as a human to tell everyone that you are the God of your own universe, they crucify you.

I want to be able to take control of a human's body, and see from their point of view.

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Doing so imprisons you in their body for a decade before you can switch bodies again.

I want to be able to solve any problem in an instant, no matter how complex.

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After you have solved the problem of Life, the Universe and Everything you commit suicide for there is nothing worth living for any more.

I want the power to soak up electric charge and dispel it into items.

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You accidentally attract high-amperage electricity, killing yourself.

I want the power to be able to bring about world peace, love, unity, and generate a utopic society.

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the power to be able to bring about world peace, love, unity, and generate a utopic society.

The green aliens (Kang and Kodos) from the Simpsons take over the Earth using their laser pistols because no one has a weapon.

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I would like the power to cause female undergarments to teleport away from their bodies (Hitchhiker reference)...

Edited by Lohan2008

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I would like the power to cause female undergarments to teleport away from their bodies (Hitchhiker reference)...

You can only do it to people in full view, and the authorities decide to lock you away to prevent it from happening again.

Nice reference. I'd like the power of the improbability drive.

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I want the power of love. (It's a curious thing!)

You have the love of a madman

I want to be able to fire a Black Hole ray from my tail

Edited by 11JRidding
Maybe "Arm" isn't a good way to say it. Changed to "Tail" since Bladewolf's only grappling limb is his tail :3

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