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Elemental bending (ability to bend all the elements of the periodic table)

No problem, you now have the ability to bend any element by 1x10^-6 radians.

I'd like the power to turn any substance into cheesecake.

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I want a pony mech. with icing guns. and a cake cannon. (mmm, cake.)

Granted, but you don't understand what the sensors tell you because it's in coded in pony language. Also, the cake has gone stale.

The ability to walk 500 miles and then to walk 500 more!

Edited by Ravenchant
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the power to be able to bring about world peace, love, unity, and generate a utopic society.

The green aliens (Kang and Kodos) from the Simpsons take over the Earth using their laser pistols because no one has a weapon.

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I would like the power to cause female undergarments to teleport away from their bodies (Hitchhiker reference)...

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I would like the power to cause female undergarments to teleport away from their bodies (Hitchhiker reference)...

You can only do it to people in full view, and the authorities decide to lock you away to prevent it from happening again.

Nice reference. I'd like the power of the improbability drive.

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I want the power of love. (It's a curious thing!)

You have the love of a madman

I want to be able to fire a Black Hole ray from my tail

Edited by 11JRidding
Maybe "Arm" isn't a good way to say it. Changed to "Tail" since Bladewolf's only grappling limb is his tail :3
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