100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Interplanet Janet]

666: Mention this number.

[WinkAllKerb'']

785: may be it's a litl' bit too late

[megatiger78]

667: be the guy who thought FNAF was a good idea.

[Vaporo]

668: Use a portal gun to sneak the entire electronics section directly to your car.

[Trinzilla]

669: Burn the store down with combustible lemons.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

670: Walk into the store casually carrying your phone which is connected to a megaphone and is playing the Macarena at full volume through said megaphone.

[goldenpeach]

671.

When there is an announcement with the loudspeaker, go in foetal position and cry "no! no! nooo! it's those voices again! No! get out of my head! please!!!"

[WinkAllKerb'']

672: living in a brocoli : )

[Dcseal]

672: Push a clerk out of the way and yell on the loudspeaker:

Hello, hello? Yes, Half Life 3 Has been released.

[goldenpeach]

674:

Fake having an epilepsy crisis.

Make sure to do that in a dangerous part and doing like if you were near to making something fall on you.

Level up of that: have a friend with you faking a panic: "oh my god!!!! He will suffocate with his tongue!!! Call an anbulance someone I think he might die soon! please, it's my friend!!!!

As soon as someone is calling the ambulance, stop the "crisis" and act like if nothing happened, and wonder what you are doing on the ground with all those people around you. Act like a paranoïac and say that they stole your wallet(which you didn't bring there).

[WinkAllKerb'']

675: yelling in' that the earth is a square not a sphere ; )

[Interplanet Janet]

999: Get dangerously close to finishing this mess.

[Findthepin1]

677. Eat the walmart

[TrainEngie]

678. Drive the little choo choo train from the mall into Walmart and then drift the little choo choo train around the cashiers and into the manager's office.

[clivman]

679. Pay for everything with hundreds of pennies, and keep on re-counting how many you brought.

[cziken20]

680: Buy all the bread, and then keep asking the manager if he buys used bread (for a price slightly higher than you got it for).

[MacGamer04]

681: Randomly scream your head off when asking a staff member for help

[Captain Sierra]

682: Back a pickup truck through the door like its the contractor loading area in home depot.

[kreutzkevic]

683: 'accidently' spill some thioacetone. Or some isonitrile.

[Noname117]

684: Start using cans and various other different food and drink sources to construct a mock-up of you next KSP project.

[Spacetraindriver]

Scream ADD MOAR BOOSTERS and fly SLS into there.

[Bilfr3d]

686: Whisper into everyone's ear "The Cake is a lie"

[ThaZeus]

Mess up you hair and run in and run in to people asking "what year is this?!?!?!?!" and if they respond yell "yes, it worked!"

[TonyC]

Take the customers as hostages with a toothbrush.

MERCI ANTOINE DANIEL

[UnionPacific1983WP]

689: Ask where the air is.