100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[MGUARN]

121. Tell everyone that a person made a bomb in the food section ,and point at a random person.

[last_user]

122. Start connecting all the electronics into a supercomputer.

[MGUARN]

123.start a mini-world war I in the food section with some friends ,and wear replica military helmets of that time.

[Trekkette]

124 - Massive blanket fort. Everywhere but Housewares.

[LeonG17]

125. Seal of each section with various products and defend them from the other sections.

[Rage097]

126: zombie survival roleplay.

[MGUARN]

127.Build a book fort out of the books in the book section of Walmart ,and protect the section by throwing water balloons to those who dare to come close that section.

[The Jedi Master]

128. Take over half the store, then have a war with the other half.

[Rage097]

129. Cause the employees to uprise against the administration.

(...You.)

[LeonG17]

129. Cause the employees to uprise against the administration.

(...You.)

130. Cause the equivalent of the terror in France after their revolution after your uprising.

[The Jedi Master]

129. Cause the employees to uprise against the administration.

(...You.)

131.Eat all the cheese.

(Hey, wasn't my fault!)

[MGUARN]

132.Spill all there milk.

[Camelotking524]

Walk around in a blue shirt or vest and randomly tell people about sales at Target.

[Flymetothemun]

Yell the 7 dirty words you can't say on television right by the clerk counters.

[Rage097]

Flash Mob at 3:00am any timezone.

[The Jedi Master]

136.Set up a poker table and try to get passerby to join the game.

[MGUARN]

137.Have a birthday party in the food section.

[Moach]

138: insist (in your best Abe Simpson impersonation) that their company's founder is the same "Sam" as in "Uncle Sam" (it's not) -- bonus points if you stand adamant that you personally fought together with him in World War I - extra bonus if you work it in that WWI was fighting the Soviets!

proceed to implementing a clamorous kerfuffle whenever anyone fails to take full heed of your nonsensical arguments and/or does any less than enthusiastically support your odd claim - keep it up until your ulterior goal is finally achieved or - less likely, you manage to finally muster a store wide band of miss-witted employees

either way it goes, you can be very pleased with yourself in the end.... for whatever reason

if you find someone who not only agrees, but also claims he was there with you and adds that Sam's kickname back then was "Spud" - you win the internet!

Edited June 6, 2013 by Moach

[ShachonianX]

139: Ask to be kicked out of Walmart.

[KasperVld]

Back to 133 it is, six ways were removed

[The Jedi Master]

134: Do anything not allowed by the rules on the KSP forums. They're universal.

[Flymetothemun]

135: Run in and around the store completely naked with an aluminium pie tray on your bum and repeatedly yell that you are the Daughter of Dog and you have been sent by Santa Claus to set off a nuclear suppository which has been sponored by Budweiser, AMTRAK, and the people which put the computer chip in your head.

[MGUARN]

136:Go to war with the freezable section with some friends ,and have one person recruit employees ,and shoppers. Bonus points if you get the manager to join.

[Jones-250]

137. Smoke grenades, dispense them EVERYWHERE!

[MGUARN]

138.play hockey in the sports section.