Stelith61

New Ideas for loading screen 'hints'!

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Basically a thread for anyone's witty captions, maybe the Devs could even whack more in the next update? I dunno! Lets get started anyway!

-Depressiurizing Benzels

-Remodulating phase conduits

-Reading manual

-Buying space groceries

Got any funny ones? Shoot!

If you can tell me where "depressiurizing benzels" comes from, you win a cookie

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-Reading manual

Kerbals don't read manuals they just smash buttons and hope that it works.

-Catching Kraken

-Purplizing Testium

-Gluing googly eyes

-Gathering Cacti

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Extending Struts

Settling Minmus Down

Bribing Kerbol to Shine

Re-arranging Stars

Erecting Trees

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-Bracing for impact

-Shielding eyes

-Finding a replacement engineer

-Asking mom for permission

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Randomizing Objects

Painting Holes Black

Entangling Quantum

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  • Running Baryon sweep...
  • Activating the Omega-13...
  • Prolonging Wowbagger...
  • Chastising Icarus...
  • "Recycling" debris...

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-scouring Jebediah's Junkyard

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-Snipping Red Wire...

-Painting Easter Eggs...

-Falling Down Moholes...

I have some more, but they're half-assed so I won't bother. :)

EDIT: I thought of one more!

-Minimizing FPS...

Edited by RazorWolf19
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Switching SCE to aux.

Winner. Hands down.

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Switching SCE to aux.

I agree with this one!

My ideas are here:

- Teasing the fuel containers (I guess you have to read the part descriptions to get that one, lol)

- Planning unplanned disassembly

- Building regolith castles

Or "what is this, a loading bar for ants?" Because after installing a bunch of mods that's how I feel ;)

Edited by sporkafife
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-Stirring Oxygen Tanks.

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  • Packing Toothbrushes
  • Packing Food
  • Packing Not Food
  • Packing Snacks
  • Doing Laundry
  • Playing Board Games
  • Doing Science
  • Doing More Science

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Fast-forwarding until the sun comes out.

Fertilizing Terrain Scatter.

Refueling SSTOs.

Buying more snacks.

Packing snacks.

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Strapping more SRBs

Cleaning backyard

Reticulating splines

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-Tossing rocks at the Mun

-Snapping solar panels

-Resurrecting Jebediah Kerman

-Watching paint dry

-Watching grass grow

-Solidifying oceans

-Lining helmets with rubber

-Filling SRBs

-Running around screaming

-Running around singing

-Running around babbling like an idiot

-Krl-alt-del-ing

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If you can tell me where "depressiurizing benzels" comes from, you win a cookie

Thats from Carl Sagan's Contact right?

Anyways:

-Rusting Duna

-Smashing Buttons

-Implementing wormhole

-Herding ground crew

-"Educating" engineers

-Patching exhaust vent on Munar trench

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-Adding moar struts

-Placing magic boulder

-Adding more RCS

-Calming down Bill and Bob

-Binding F5 and F9 keys

-Programming ASAS

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Switching SCE to aux.

This man wins a prize.

-Stirring Oxygen Tanks.

This one is ominous.

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-Delaying Launches

-Coupling Decouplers

-Gassing Jool

-Preigniting Sun

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-Bah weep gra na weep ni ni ban

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-Stirring Oxygen Tanks.
Awesome this needs to be on the loading screen :D

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