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Lo Var Lachland    1028

*Brainwashing Kerbals*

*Hacking Maximum Funds*

*Covering Up Mishaps*

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Ty Tan Tu    231

Has anyone mention this yet?

-Preparing Command Pod for lithobraking

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NSEP    2876

"Disable Adblock I'm starving"

"Building Hugh Mungus rockets"

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qzgy    1741

Yoinking others crafts

5 minutes ago, NSEP said:

"Disable Adblock I'm starving"

Is this from Matt lowne?

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NSEP    2876
2 minutes ago, qzgy said:

Yoinking others crafts

Is this from Matt lowne?

Yop!

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Posted (edited)

defining laws of physics

Edited by Physics Student

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BLUESTREAK    80

Listening to disco

Fixing probe antenna

Digging up RTGs

Launching rescue mission

Fixing the hab

Distilling hydrazine

Slingshoting

Growing potatoes

Advocating space piracy

Finding abandoned probes

Rolling the rover over

Cleaning solar panels

Getting more tape

Mutinying

Losing unnecessary mass

Checking we have ALL the crew this time

Ignoring mission control

Blowing the airlock

Colonising Duna

Still listening to disco

 

...there might be a theme here.

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The Dunatian    119

Applying Tracy fix

Whistling Duna

Summoning kraken

Going to lunch

Cleaning test tubes

Playing hide-and-seek with the guard

Decontaminating kerbals

Finding absolute zero

Adjusting Werhner's belt line

Watching eclipse

Searching for virtual reality

Creating animated player

...might think of more later. :wink:

 

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322997am    151

Oh no I've been waiting for this

- installing incompatible mods

- running out of RAM(even with 16 gb builds, but I have about 6gb worth of mods so yeah.)

- Managing Modules

 

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dangerhamster    481

Checking if it's really full of stars.

Removing ability to scream in space.

Disabling Dave's ability to do that.

Deleting chemtrail evidence.

Initiating player time passage awareness slip subroutine.

Muting wife.

Error 404 Jeb limitations not found.

 

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Posted (edited)

I have quite some, they're below in the spoiler:

Spoiler

Forgetting landing legs... Cookie if you get it

Landing first stage on a drone ship...

Losing connection...

Spinning during reentry...

Autostrutting...

Warping to launch window...

Getting back from Eve...

Flipping rovers...

Refueling...

Searching for ore...

Wiping Minmus off the telescope...

Reclassifying Eeloo...

Tracking asteroids...

Hiring more victims...

Loading... Because why te Jeb not

Saving Jeb...

Gravity turning...

Hoping to stay cool during reentry...

Reducing part count...

Trying to land back at KSC...

Putting S in SSTO...

Treating noodle syndrome...

Figuring out what is LFO made out of...

Adding -len to Pol...

 

Edited by The Grand Teki

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Archgeek    318
20 hours ago, Raptor kerman said:

*faking mun landings*.

"...on Duna."

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MiffedStarfish    904

"Putting RTG's in the recycling bin"

"positioning landing barge"

"Launching wheels of cheese"

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SpecialSpock    17
Posted (edited)

Whenever the loading is taking a really long time but you know it'll get done sometime:

-Updating console releases...

Edited by SpecialSpock
I thought of better phrasing

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spacebrick3    209

Extinguishing processor...

*Internal Screaming*...

Collapsing wave function...

A/B testing...

Lighting boosters...

Disabling "flat-earth"...

Renaming planets...

Flying safe...

Welcoming procrastinators...

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Posted (edited)

-Thanking Jeb for all the fish

-Not going to space today

-Taunting kraken

-Neutralizing budget surplus

Edited by Confused Scientist

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-tasting mystery goo

-shaking seismograph

-finding qualified scientists

-giving up in finding qualified scientists

-putting ladders on the hatch

-Jeb is the greatest there ever was

-Jeb was here

-bhfiwnanfifnjfjdnwindnfn

-removing Jeb from hint generating room 

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suicidejunkie    267

Topping Up Aerobrake Fluid.

Collecting Roadside Parts.

Increasing Recruitment Costs

Sabotaging Competitors' Rockets

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TheEpicSquared    1880

Cleaning up Debris

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-Stealing Jeb's knowledge

-Exploding KSC

-Relaunching rockets

-Scrubbing launches

-Fixing Satellites

-Recovering Rockets

-Adding new SRBs

 

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