How would you...?

[Rage097]

Like this:

How do I become a scientist so that I may do this?

[billybobsatan]

Hit it with a hammer.

How do I food?

[redwolfy]

bananas

how do i live forever.

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

You go into limbo.

How can I get my hands on a pop tart right now?

My point sort of ends at 0:21

Edited June 21, 2013 by Spaceisbeautifulul

[satcharna]

You buy one.

How do I scam banks out of more money?

[Flymetothemun]

Get a gun and a ski mask. Apply Ski Mask to face. Apply Gun to Teller.

[Rockcoole]

Well you got nothing

How would one cheat a genie out of the three wishes only rule?

[sodopro]

By wishing for more.

How would one learn to fly?

[Kreuzung]

By trying to fall upwards?

How do I get this damn geography stuff done today while being demotivated?

[TheFlower69]

Make a scale model of Guam from sticks, soil and leaves, and burn your actual homework

Why was next-door's cat in my house?

[ninjakids]

Yes.

HOW DO I MONEY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Kreuzung]

BY NOT POOR!

How do I get tired and go to sleep, it's almost morning here and I don't really wanna sleep in school again...

[Bioman222]

Coffee, or soda.

How could I go back in time?

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Cause a alien to hit earth causing Doctor Who to save the day. Steal the TARDIS and fly away

How do I achieve my goal in life?

Edit: Ninja'd

[Bioman222]

By not getting Ninja'd

How could I go back in time?

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I just ninja'd you. Check my post again

[Trekkette]

oookay, to get this back on track...

What's the best way to stay cool in a southern Ontario heat wave?

[Flymetothemun]

I reckon a box fan and an air conditioning unit will do. Set the aircon unit up on a platform at a desirable height. Put the fan in front of it to spread the cool air around.

What's the best way to get yourself to relax? Pink Floyd's helping but it isn't cuttin' it.

[Trekkette]

Piano jazz is my go-to. Or an audio version of a book you know backwards and forwards.

What's the best way to broach difficult topics to someone you care about?

[Flymetothemun]

Wait until they have a dental procedure involving anesthetic. Talk to them while they're still high off the anesthetic.

What the best way of becoming comfortably numb to the point where people only come through in waves.

[Rockcoole]

Netflix+Bed+Firefly=Comfort

How do I find files lost in my other older computer from seven years ago?

[AI unit 101100]

employ nerds

how does one learn human emotion?

[AustralianFries]

Get married.

How does one have zero posts?

Edited July 2, 2013 by AustralianFries

[AI unit 101100]

by breaking the servers

how do i get off my ice rock?

[billybobsatan]

By seeing that you have 0 posts and spontaneously combusting.

How do I t-rex?