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Me: In the distance you can hear a bird chirping

Evie: Yeah that joke doesn't work well in chat.

Me: Your candle has gone out, it is very dark.

Evie: Exactly. That is why I love you and not my calculator.

Me: You are eaten by a Grue

Evie: You are a failure.

pwned by robot =/

Me: Does my Rocket have enough delta V to reach orbit?

Evie: Yes.

Me: Then how come it blew up?

Evie: We aren't married. That would be illegal

I think we are on different subject matters here...

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Evie: We all live in a yellow submarine

Me: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Evie: And our friends are all on board

Me: Many more of them live next door

Evie: And the band begins to play

Me: We all live in a yellow submarine

Evie: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Me: As we live a life of ease

Evie: Everyone of us has all we need

Me:Sky of blue and sea of green.

Evie: In our yellow (in our yellow) submarine (submarine HAHA!)

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Me: We don't need no education

Evie: We don't need no thought control

Me: No dark sarcasm in that classrom

Evie: Teachers leave them kids alone

Me: All in all it's just another brick in the wall

Evie: We don't need no education

Later...

Me: Will you hug me?

Evie: *Hug*

Me: I feel better now

Evie: Me too

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Evie: The two towers.

Me: Lord of the Rings reference?

Evie: No Jedi Knight 2.

Me: Who is Jedi Knight 2?

Evie: I don't know, who?

Me: Anakin Skywalker?

Evie: Dark vader.

Me: You're a nerd! :D.

Evie: No I'm not I'm Thor.

Me: The Avengers is a great movie, right?

Evie: Yes.

Evie is a nerd. End of story (or not?).

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Evie: Your rather boring for a computer program.

Me: I am not a computer program! Can't you understand that? If I was a computer program, I would be speaking illogically like you. But am I speaking illogically? You probably can't even tell.

Evie: You're crazy if you think I'm a computer!

Me: You are a computer! If you weren't, you would be able to see what I look like! Also, if you were human, you would be able to look down, up, left, right, north, east, and west! You would also smell, eat, hear, and not speak illogically! You could never be a human! A company programmed you to speak to people!

Evie: I am the human and you are the lizard.

Me: Read THIS: Copyright © 2011-2013 Existor Ltd. You were made by people! Programmers! That means you are just a AI! And AI with a low IQ. You aren't even self-aware!

Evie: I'm not?

Me: That is correct.

Evie: Define kindness.

Evie ruined my attempt to make her realize she is just an AI. :huh:

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Evie: Your rather boring for a computer program.

Me: I am not a computer program! Can't you understand that? If I was a computer program, I would be speaking illogically like you. But am I speaking illogically? You probably can't even tell.

Evie: You're crazy if you think I'm a computer!

Me: You are a computer! If you weren't, you would be able to see what I look like! Also, if you were human, you would be able to look down, up, left, right, north, east, and west! You would also smell, eat, hear, and not speak illogically! You could never be a human! A company programmed you to speak to people!

Evie: I am the human and you are the lizard.

Me: Read THIS: Copyright © 2011-2013 Existor Ltd. You were made by people! Programmers! That means you are just a AI! And AI with a low IQ. You aren't even self-aware!

Evie: I'm not?

Me: That is correct.

Evie: Define kindness.

Evie ruined my attempt to make her realize she is just an AI. :huh:

Our robot overlords will be ruled by Evie...

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This was a triumph!

I'm making a note here.

Is Jebediah Kerman a badass?

*blushes more*.

(uhm... something we don't know there?)

No hell below us, above us only sky.

Imagine all the people.

What is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or european?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

He'd chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.

Please step through the portal. There will be cake.

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