AtomicTech Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Floor 2402: There's a computer on the desk running a copy of KSP. As you look closer into the catalouge, you realize it's running AtomicTech Inc. Junkyards v.1.2.2. Impossible! It has (almost) full Waterfall support and a small collection of new parts not found in either version 1.0 or 1.1. Upon closer inspection, you notice that it's the creator's secret copy that has assets from a mod that's clearly under a CC BY-NC-ND license. You promptly throw the computer out the window. Whew! The legal fees alone would've been insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) Floor 2403 you get a horrible vision that ksp2 gets delayed again and the law of the universe is that ksp2 will be delayed every time NASA delays Artemis 1 Edited January 5, 2022 by SSTO Crasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2404. This appears to be a machine room, used to run the utilities of surrounding floors, you could swear something moved in the shadows, you quickly head up the stairs away from the noise and whatever that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2405: There's... Nothing? What a waste of time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2406: There are a bunch of Jawas running past you. Maybe they are going to Floor 2404? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2407: R2D2, C3PO and many other droids are being held on this floor. You remove their restraing bolts so that they can escape and then head up to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2408: You encounter Dark Vader, he went to the cafeteria to buy a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2409: IT'S A TRAP! You run to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2410: Finally, not a Star Wars reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2411: Hey look! A copy of the Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Floor 2412: This room promises to be the end of the Star Wars references. It has 14 TVs, all playing different Star Wars movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2413: "Hopefully the previous floor was right." You say as you walk up the stairs. "Finally." You say as the room is not a Star Wars reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tundra Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) 2414: There is just one sign behind a exhibit (talking about the legend of the "Kraken"), it says: TOP SECRET If you found this floor then you must somehow know this is the actual planned date for the SLS launch To proceed you must input the "delays" new Glenn will experience. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [] You hear a error noise, then a voice say: "As never launching do to obsoleteness counts a , you answer is wrong. We must now erase this knowledge from your mind." You get hit by a flying radiator that came from a man in a black suit, knocking you unconscious and making fall down a deep tunnel. You wake up on floor 2415 hanging from you legs on a antenna pole. Edited January 7, 2022 by Tundra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2415: You find a man running down to @Tundra’s house to give him a fine for making a Star Wars reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Floor 2416: This floor contains all the scarves used by @AtomicTech. You see a red one and a blue one and many many others. (If you use the words "Star Wars" in your post then you are making a Star Wars reference, even if you are complaining that someone else did. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tundra Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2418: Wait, you somehow skipped a floor ! Oh, wait, this is floor 2417. You wonder who (Or what) switched the floor label signs around. As you look around you find that this floor has a lot of life and energy in it. The floor seems wider then the rest of the floors. You go over and make some casual talk with the people at the bar. You hear someone saying that @Tundra payed his fees. You feel like you could stay here foreve. For fore eve tundra wide floor switched siGn... Floor 2417: You have a vague feeling that you were already here, but it soon disappears and you continue climbing to the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2419 You walk into a small museum featuring your old crafts from deleted saves, it fills you with nostalgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2420 You see an empty room. You apologize to the KSP forum users for not feeling very creative right now, and continue to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2421 You open the door to see BuranAce working on yet another monstrous rocket, "Take a test flight!" Buran insists. The rocket, having a poor TWR falls over and explodes as you shockwave propels you to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Floor 2422: There's a hatch with ATOMICTECH INC. Plastered over it. You clearly have to find out what's in it. So you walk in and your surroundings go dark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tundra Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2423: "Hello Bond. I've been waiting for you." You enter into a ethereal dream state, where you are outside the tower. You look up to see the top, but you get pulled back into the tower and now find that you've become a cat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2424: “Meow!”* *Translation: Shoot a room full of dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2425 You walk into the Kerbonaut quarters and decide to play a round of pool with Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tundra Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2426: Bill is somehow standing there again, but as a wizard. He grants you one wish, and you decide to turn back from being a cat. Bill then says "VOID-GLOOM SERAPH RUNNAN" and you find your self in full Minecraft diamond armor. (No longer a cat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) Floor: 2426 Wait, what, you think, didn't I already do this floor already? A disembodied voice speaks to you. "Through a misunderstanding with a joke, it turns out that floor 2418 was actually skipped. If this is not corrected for, then there will be a cascading error that will eventually wipe out the galaxy. All has now been set to right. Wondering what the voice was, you procede up to the next floor. Edited January 8, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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