Really Really Really Tall Building

[mrrpamplemousse]

Floor 654 : A strange room that inspire a very pecular feeling with a locked door like this :

[kerbalboy2000]

Floor 655: You have to poo, but the washroom only have tissue made of cheese grater metal.

[xoknight]

Floor 656: You decided to hold your poo and you find Santa assembling Kerbals.

[Designer225]

Floor 657: Reindeers are waiting at this floor. They looked skinny.

[rampage]

Floor 658: Santa's sleigh is parked here with it's brand new R.A.P.I.E.R engines

[toolofdarkness]

floor 659- Santa ate too many cookies and is now a giant ball so you have to push him out of the way to get to the next floor and in the prosses of pushing santa you find a key.

[KittyProgram]

You find SQAUD's office, and they give you a KSP 1.0 that rockets you to floor 660.

[Starwhip]

The stairs are blocked, you have to parkour through a large hole in the ceiling to floor 661 (getting close to 666 aren't we now?)

[KittyProgram]

You casually walk up the stairs to floor 662.

[Designer225]

Floor 663: What the... the meeting place is so messy...

[mythbusters844]

Floor 664: The air feels a bit warmer as you see a completely empty office with no living thing in sight. (Look where this is going )

[Starwhip]

Floor 665: The furniture is blackened and the ceiling is is extraordinarily hot.

[toolofdarkness]

floor 666-the room seems to be on fire with flowing lava and things of the like

[KittyProgram]

Floor 667-you walk on the lava, and hold your butt as you jump up to the next floor. (mario reference ftw)

[RogueMason]

Floor 668; you stop to wonder why it was so easy to get through floor 666 despite the fact that it was burning hotter than a mainsail. Then you decide to inspect the nearby vending machine; unfortunately, it literally consumes your wallet and gives you nothing in return. Guessing the demons decided to inhabit a confectionery dispenser two floors up from their regular posting, you quickly move up to floor 669.

[MrHappyFace]

Floor 669: the door to the floor 670 stairwell is locked, you try to kick down the door and find out that something is blocking it, so you shimmy up the elevator cable and pry the door open and step onto floor 670(it never said that there were no elevator shafts, just no elevators themselves )

[RogueMason]

Floor 670. It turns out that the same thing that was blocking the door on the previous floor is, in fact, all over the place. Jelly. Jelly everywhere. And not what the Americans call Jelly, either. No, we're talking about what the Americans call Jello. It's everywhere, even in the plug sockets and the ventilation shafts. If it could, it would wobble, but unfortunately it hasn't left any space for itself to do so. Horror-stricken, you resort to eating your way through this curious, unnatural, and strawberry-flavoured phenomenon to the next floor.

[EKS21]

Floor 671 contains the Doctor and the TARDIS as well as Jebadiah Kerman

[NQMT]

Floor 672. You walk in and finally discover what the Mystery Goo is. You wish you never had. Back away...

[Noname117]

Floor 673: You see zombies. not slow moving zombies, fast moving zombies. And they attack you. They break your legs while you are in the elevator. You begin to severely bleed from their attacks and are knocked unconscious by them as the elevator begins rising again.

[RogueMason]

Floor 673: ...They break your legs while you are in the elevator. You begin to severely bleed from their attacks and are knocked unconscious by them as the elevator begins rising again.

Floor 673 (??): Either fortunately or unfortunately (probably the former...), you hallucinated the entire experience of floor 673; zombies, lifts/elevators and all, and wake up to find yourself dangling through the doorway of the empty lift/elevator shaft. Slowly backing out of what could have been your imminent demise, you try to make sense of what just happened. As it turns out, the overwhelming experience of discovering the truth of the Mystery Goo on floor 672 combined with all that jelly/jello you ate before was just too much for your brain to take. After you've clumsily clambered to your feet, you decide to leap to the service ladder in the lift/elevator shaft and climb to the next floor.

(Sorry noname, I couldn't help it )

[The Spacemonkey]

Floor 673/674. Your hands become sweaty when climbing the ladder and you start to lose your grip. You frantically panic and climb up the ladder faster, but that only makes it worse. One of your hands eventually slip from the ladder and your feet lose grip too. You are now dangling from a ladder with only ONE hand!

Edited December 23, 2013 by The Spacemonkey

[Starwhip]

Floor 674: After nearly falling to your death, an SRB comes up the shaft and pushes you through the doorway to the next floor.

[The Spacemonkey]

Floor 675: You see a Norwegian death-metal band playing a REALLY loud song, but luckily there were some ultra-super-heavyduty earmuffs next to the door. You put them on, and continue on your way.

[Rainbowtrout]

Floor 676: You see a horde of Swinubs running at you.