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1373: You pass by the hope for freedom, past a chance to discover the cure for cancer, you wave hullo to a chance for a life, say hi to the cure for HIV, walk past global peace, and continue on to the next floor, remembering your urgent appointment.

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1374: You get to your urgent appointment...with the snack bar.  Rows of snacks galore.  you reach for a bag of chips when you hear a snap.  You've been caught in a Kerbal trap...   Somehow you get out and run up to the next floor, forgetting about what lies below...

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1375-6: In the floor-elevator lies another elevator. Inside the elevator is a staircase leading to a moving elevator-floor that is actually an escalator going sideways through dimensions. You end up in the 5th dimension, and go on all the building's floors at the same time before ending up back in the 3rd dimension, a few moments after you exited the 1365th floor.

Dazed, you ascend to the 1376th floor, contemplating your newly-started migrane.

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1377: You find a 4-dimensional aspirin bottle. You do not know how to get the aspirin out, but try to pick up the bottle. Instantly, you teleport into the 6th dimension. Now, not only do you exist in the past, present and future at the same time, you also exist in all outcomes and paths that could have been or will be taken in the past present, and future. You walk around on this floor, while walking around on the previous floors, while walking around in a world where the building wasn't even built yet, etc, ad infinitum. You are napoleon, you,  stalin, an alien, etc (ad infinitum) at the same time. Suddenly, you feel an infinite amount of jolts, and appear in the 7th dimension. You are you multiplied by you. Not understanding what's happening, you suddenly feel another infinity-squared amount of jolts, and enter the 7th spherical spacial dimention. You whisk back into the 3rd cartesian dimension, and, with an even worse migraine and no aspirin, you find BOB.

Say hi to BOB.

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