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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.


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"We can say with out a doubt that Henuel Kerman was not killed in by the missile strike on bunker. He was killed by spaghettification a result of being clipped through two steel plates. We can neither confirm nor deny if the Kraken was involved." 

"We do not consider building weapons and tanks from rocket parts a waist of time, resource, or tax payer dollars."

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"Unfortunately, we lost contact with the Curiosity rover a few hours ago. We don't currently know exactly what caused it's destruction, but judging from  its last photo broadcast, we suspect it hit a misaligned terrain seam going too fast."

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"Is it start mass over final mass, or the other way around?"

 

"Orion is suffering all these delays, because it really IS the 1960's version..... We just needed a cover story"

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"The re-entery was a catastrophic failure do to the lack of heat shields. If Valentina hadn't jumped from the ship, she would have burned up instead of being splattered by the tail segment. She will always be in our hearts and our minds...and backyards."

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"The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro dah' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment."

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9 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

"The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro da' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment."

Damnit, I was also going to say something on the Orion prototype. Oh well.

 

"We have liftoff on Orion, look at it go! Wait... why is it getting bigger?"

 

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