Kernel Kraken Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Word is just coming in that new horizons has hit a VW Jetta in orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyWithALongUsername Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) On 3/19/2017 at 8:07 PM, StupidAndy said: "I like trains" ahem. Spoiler http://www.railpictures.net/photo/452044/ image from railpictures.net- they had 3 of these SW1500's, switching Shuttle SRB segments. Yes, they came in by rail, too. Unfortunately, the locomotives were sold after the shuttle sprogram ended, but the railroad may one day be used for the SLS- that is, of course, assuming that ever launches. Edited February 18, 2018 by ThatGuyWithALongUsername Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 5 hours ago, ThatGuyWithALongUsername said: ahem. Hide contents http://www.railpictures.net/photo/452044/ image from railpictures.net- they had 3 of these SW1500's, switching Shuttle SRB segments. Yes, they came in by rail, too. Unfortunately, the locomotives were sold after the shuttle sprogram ended, but the railroad may one day be used for the SLS- that is, of course, assuming that ever launches. but did they say they liked them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 “Some boats were in the no-go zone, so we’re telling them to leave by dropping boosters on them” “We’re allowing SpaceX to launch Falcon 9s and Falcon Heavies from mountaintops in Colorado, with booster landings in Kansas” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) "We just have discovered a wormhole near Saturn created by unknown civilization and are going to fly through it into another galaxy maternal collapsar. This will help us in future if corn will get a mosaic virus. Btw if somebody wants to send his... er... genetic samples, it's greatly appreciated." Edited February 20, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 -NASA: *facepalm* Why, exactly, did you launch a car to the asteroid belt? -Musk: because sending it to Mars was too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) "Our plane reached space, but it exploded midair for no reason. Parts of the plane are about to leave the solar system." Edited February 21, 2018 by obney kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 "They had a man and sent Starman. We have gotten some bucks and will send Starbucks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAL59 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 And liftoff... as you can see, the thrust to weight ratio is currently less than 1, so we will wait a minute or two for the rocket to get light enough to take off. It will totally still have enough delta-vee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 "We don't know if Zuma is in orbit because it was too secret." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) "This unmanned test flight has been postponed because we forgot to remove the astronauts before launch." NASA Administrator: How many people did we hire yesterday? Recruitment Officer: 6, sir. One is called Danny. Edited February 24, 2018 by RealKerbal3x added another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Relax. SLS is going to fly and no one is talking about SpaceX. We would just like to take a moment to thank everybody in the press pool for how well you've reported on all of this. SLS was a good idea, the best one we've ever had. And let me tell you about how many dozens of payloads we have for it... SpaceX is a [censored] that [censored] while their [censored] [censored] with their mother's [censored]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 the starship launch was a sucess but it decided to flip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 2 hours ago, kspbutitscursed said: the starship launch was a sucess but it decided to flip Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 we forgot to check the staging on the starship flight test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 "We found those SRBs and parachutes on the side of the road, and our engineers thought it would be a waste not to use some perfectly good parts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 "We destroyed the VAB just for fun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 "We may have forgotten to put on all the science experiments" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 "We forgot struts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) "We didn't checked our staging…" — POST EDIT -- Already said. I did a search for "stag" on this thread before posting, but the new posts weren't indexed on the search engine as it appears… Edited August 17, 2023 by Lisias oh, well… I ended up repeating someone else by accident... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 "We seem to have forgotten snacks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanX_LSR Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 “We already said this sentence before, so we will never say it again”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 This will all be privately funded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 "We hauled this SLS SRB on escape trajectory of Earth for some money from a private corporation." Spoiler This is why I've disabled part-testing contracts. "Test airplane landing gear in space low above the Mun", "Test launch clamp landed at Minmus", like, seriously! What are those contracts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Lets hope that nuclear engine doesn't land on some ones house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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