What would you do if a ksp rocket landed in your backyard? (with a kerbal inside)

[Apollo1391]

Exactly what the title implies What would you do if a ksp rocket landed in your backyard with a kerbal inside?

[Sir Nahme]

probably get rushed to emergency after it explodes

[Accelerando]

If they had a Poodle engine I'd host a barbecue

[Galacticruler]

Wonder how they got here so fast from their universe.

[Stratoroc]

run away screaming due to imminent doom. and then, as Accelerando suggested, cook some meat

[Luna Lovecraft]

*sweats nervously*

n-n-nothing

[JakeGrey]

Make a tactical withdrawl in the general direction of the nearest bar, because my landlady's going to go nuclear when she sees this mess.

[Rockhem]

Take them to the nearest scientific research facility and find out why they are so ingenious (building rockets from parts lying by the side of the road) (not smart, two totally different things)

Hope that the kerbal survives the research also.

[Joshington]

Put it in a cage and keep it as a pet. I might be able to get extra credit in science class if I show it to my teacher.

[TheHengeProphet]

Find something that translates from hsinapS, and try to keep the little guy comfortable, because that's gotta be weird.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Call Harvester,

Then proceed to question him how he knew that they were real

[Toshogu]

freak out, then call the government. After that, offer with one hand bread, and in the other hand a sword.

[SpacemanSpiffy]

I would attempt to trade some Pocky for some of their delicious snacks.

Biochemical incompatibility between humans and kerbals notwithstanding of course.

[skyace65]

run away because an explosion would be iminant

[Jason Cox]

I'd ask Jeb if he wants some snacks then ask if I can drive.

[spikeyhat09]

you know its been too long since the last ksp update when the forum starts filling up with all these "what if?" scenarios and random polls

[Tw1]

I'd go and talk to the kerbal. Then, after posting to these forums, send him to squad headquarters somehow, where he can advise them, and hopefully not blow everything up.

[cesarcurado]

Run for some device to take pictures.

Then try to communicate with them.

[arq]

Strap on moar struts and moar boosters and send him on his way.

[ManaaniWanderer]

Introduce him to to the wonders of a salami-NO3 hybrid engines.

[Coneshot]

I'd call my doctor and demand stronger meds!

[Sethnizzle]

I like to think of Kerbals as being the size of a Sackboy, so I would take the Kerbal and put in a hamster cage, complete with exercise wheel and that cool tubing that you can have go everywhere, and then hang the rocket from my ceiling with fishing line.

[Fleb]

Go on a bike ride across the moon.

[OrbitusII]

hang the rocket from my ceiling with fishing line.

The rockets aren't that small, the smallest manned parts are more than a meter in diameter! Or do you own a museum? o.O

Probably try to incorporate him into human society and go on tours around the world, letting people get his autograph and that sort of thing.

[Killerdude8]

I would cancel my next medication refill.