Funniest/Coolest Kerbal Names

[DonaldPK51]

I've got a Billy-bobul Kerman on my first Minmus base

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Kathxy Kerman, Addiction Aerospace Pilot, BadS

[spacebrick3]

Kirfal Kerman.

Every time I send him on a mission, I imagine his cremates saying: "Be Kirfal out there, Kirfal".

[FirstSecondThird]

Joe Kerman and Buzz Kerman are the two best names I ever got.

[Cunjo Carl]

Diet Kerman

[The Aziz]

Here, Loner Kerman, he clearly doesn't like missions involving more than one Kerbal.

Then there is Hans. Apparently not tall and blonde.

And finally Obcas Kerman. Obcas means "heel" (in high heels context) in my language.

Yeah I'm hiring my crew only because of their names.

[DChurchill]

Let's talk about poor Neilbro Kerman.

His brother was the first kerbal to set foot on the Mun. Needless to say, he's always second best to his family. Always second fiddle to his big brother. Heck, they even gave him almost the same name as his older brother!

"Neilbro, why can't you be more like your brother?"

So he became an astronaut, landed on Minmus, and even then it wasn't good enough for them!

"Minmus? Pfeh! Your little sister landed on Minmus just last week! The gravity is so low you could do it with a jetpack!"

He worked and worked, got on mission after mission, performing flawlessly on every one. Because of his hard work and spotless record, he was picked to command the first kerballed expedition to Eeloo. In fact, the first Kerbal to set foot on Eeloo was going to be Neilbro. The farthest known body orbiting Kerbol. He was going to be gone for years, but it was going to be worth it. Eeloo was a way bigger deal anyway. The sheer planning and design that went into the mission was staggering. The launch went off without a hitch. The burn for Eeloo went perfectly. He was on his way. The day came when the ship entered Eeloo's influence. Only then did he come to the realization that the burn was going to take more dV than he had in his tanks. He didn't even have enough for a capture.

Neilbro is still out there somewhere, raging at the unfairness of the universe.

Edited June 6, 2016 by DChurchill

[Kaiser82]

Ive got a new team for science missions, Ronger and Donger.

[Corthalas]

I had a tourist called Rodlong Kerman xD
And I saved an engineer named Richbro Kerman from falling into mun orbit and leaving Kerbin SOI.

[Daeridanii]

My favorite Kerbal was Lagertrix. She was my first non-orange Kerbal, and she died in the line of duty crashing my second spaceplane into the water. I have yet to find her again.

[TheKerbalUser]

My funniest and best kerbal was Billy-Bobdock Kerman

[Brownhair2]

On 6/5/2016 at 1:47 AM, The Aziz said:

Here, Loner Kerman, he clearly doesn't like missions involving more than one Kerbal.

I remember getting a Loner Kerman in my original save. I went out of my way to put him in single-crewed missions only

EDIT: Speaking of all the Billy-bobs I had a Billy-Bobgan Kerman

Edited July 15, 2016 by Brownhair2

[Slam_Jones]

My favorite that I've seen recently has been an Engineer named Doodbro.

[Vysionone]

I once had a Doodbro and a Pepe.

Both engineers.

I also have a Tetris.

She's a pilot.

I only recruit the best in the field.

Edited July 15, 2016 by Vysionone

[rwazar]

Here's my most notable at the moment...

Tity Kerman... (auto generated) I came up with a whole backstory of her struggles before joining KASA but you don't want to hear it, trust me.

Edited July 15, 2016 by rwazar

[Dman979]

I had a Chuck Kerman once. Needless to say, he became my test pilot, and died shortly after.

[AlmostNASA]

I have Stalinn kerman (Female Somehow. Stalin was a man)

[cubinator]

On 3/25/2016 at 10:38 PM, Aperture Science said:

I also recall reports of kerbals named "Dil-- Kerman".

*name censored because the word is inappropriate and I don't want any infractions (can you believe I never got one?)

That one is actually automatically recognized by the name generator and rejected if it gets drawn in any part of the name, along with "eee" and "rrr" if I recall correctly. So there's never a Kerbal with that name unless you edit the save.

[Geschosskopf]

On 7/5/2016 at 0:39 PM, Daeridanii said:

Lagertrix

I had one of those, too.  A girl who makes or serves lager.  Every space program needs one of those.

[FyunchClick]

I know you and mom didn't get along, but this is harsh mi corazón...

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

Iv'e had some cool ones:

• Scott Kerman 
• Doodman Kerman 
• Billy-Bobbles 
• Billy-Bobbery 
• Trixy Kerman 
• Lagetrix Kerman

I've noticed several other people have had  Lagetrix Kerman, too.

 

[NSEP]

I have seen a Billy-Bobsy Kerman multiple times. But Joke Kerman was the funniest TBH. Even though Joke is a normal name in The Netherlands.

[ProtoJeb21]

Once I had a Kerbal named Shelden Kerman, who I used on most of my missions at the time. He was later ejected into interplanetary space in a vessel without fuel. Poor guy. He's been there for over a year.

[SmashingKirby148]

Ages ago I had Orfen Kerman. Poor guy.

Despite his unfortunate name though, he was a true hero. Equally as Bada55 as Jeb.

[Kyrt Malthorn]

In my current career, I rescued Edbles Kerman.  Thought it sounded like edibles.  But it gets better, I rescued his twin too.

 

Erbles and Edbles Kerman.