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What do you think the Mystery goo really is ?


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I thought it was deep space kraken... "droppings."

Just kidding! Kind of! Maybe!

I thought it was something RELATED to the kraken. Perhaps that baby kraken in the trailer?

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HOW TO MAKE: MYSTERY GOO

MAKES:5 containers worth

materials:

sledgehammer

Blendtec Total Blender®

Blendtec Total Blender® teflon sheath

5 teflon containers of desired size and shape

20-40 floz fluoroantimonic acid

1 kerbal

3-4 companion cubes

steps:

1. insert the teflon sheath into the Blendtec Total Blender®

2. smash the companion cubes into chunks with the sledgehammer

3. blend the companion cube chunks into a fine powder with the "incinerate" button (if you catch my drift)

4. pour the fluoroantimonic acid into the mixture

5. make an incision into the small of the kerbal's back

6. pour approx. 6 floz of kerbal blood into the mixture and blend

7. pour the mixture into the teflon molds, and allow to set for 30 days

8. now you have mystery goo!

Edited by spikeyhat09
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