Starwhip Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Here's your chance to either make up your own GLaDOS-inspired quotes or post the best ones you've heard in-game."Remember, the Aperture Science "Bring your daughter to work day" is the perfect time to have her tested." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 You monster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 well done. here are the test results...you are a horrible person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DChurchill Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I really need to play Portal 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yes, you just have to play it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 If you haven't played Portal II then you probably don't get a lot of the quotes on the forum. One of my all time favorites (and a very popular one, nonetheless) is this:"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."It's one of the first things GLaDOS says to Chell in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been *really* busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal. You broke it, didn't you.There. Try it now.Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness.I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight.You look great, by the way. Very healthy.Try it now. You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Oh Hey. How are you holding up? CAUSE IM A POTATO!cant believe you didnt do this one ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 [Clap Clap Clap]Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So at least we have that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Do not touch the operational end of The Device.Do not look at the operational end of The Device.Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.I just remembered: "Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.""That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.""Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?" Edited October 31, 2013 by Starwhip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Please enter Test Chamber 04.The enrichment center would like to inform you, that, loss of life or limb is an risk in this chamber. The center would like to aplogize for any such losses.Cake may, or may not be served after the testing is complete. Please proceed into the chamber. Testing has begun.Testing my GLaDOS accent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Evil birds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansun1 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The Cake is a lie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 GlaDOS: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like GlaDOS: [in a deep male voice] "No way!" GlaDOS: [normal voice] And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 GLaDOS: Wait! Stop! What are you doing? I...I...Weee are pleased that you made it to the final test, where we pretended we were going to murder you.GLaDOS: Please lie on the floor with your arms at your side. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.GLaDOS: If you do not assume the Party Admission Submission Position, you will miss your party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B11267 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 "I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place." FUN FACT, that line is not actually said, its only in subtites. "You should have turned left before.""It's funny, actually, when you think about it.""Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back."Said while escaping, I remember this quote cause the part it was at made me go aseiurg bfasuf bsadbf sdas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 ...was a morality core they installed on me after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...--END SEQUENCE, GLaDOS, said in deep voiceprobably the creepiest GLaDOS voice ever()_() Thread has been revived!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWD_NAME Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 (edited) Congratulations! (Not on the test) Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I would like to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds. I can start getting everything working while you perform a simple test, which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers. He's not just a regular moron, he is the product of the greatest minds of a generation with the express purpose of making the dumbest moron who ever lived...and you just put him in charge of the entire facility. (Slow clapping intenstifies) Edited November 1, 2022 by MWD_NAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 If it makes you feel any better, remember that science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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