Will you press the button?

[Lundmunchkins]

No, my legs are not worth a job.

Push this button and you get to meet the love of your life, or get sucked into another dimension, never to see anyone again. 50/50

[ProjectXMark1]

Nah, not really into romance anyway.

Pressing the button will give you Dwarf Fortress 1.0, but all the embark locations are in evil biomes.

[Lundmunchkins]

No, no

Push this button and every single Rocket you ever make in KSP will fly perfectly, or get a Blue Screen 50/50

[Nick7892]

No, all my rockets already fly perfectly.

[Souper]

Push da button.....

50% chance of guaranteed 5,000 year long super-awsome life.

50% chance of becoming immortal + homeless + sick FOREVER.

[Helix935]

Push da button.....

50% chance of guaranteed 5,000 year long super-awsome life.

50% chance of becoming immortal + homeless + sick FOREVER.

ehh sure besides if i am sick it would probaby be something minor and it never said i would always be homeless

push the button to get a new laptop that will have a 50% chance having GLADOS installed or Wheatley installed

[Souper]

*You will get AIDS and WILL be homeless forever.

[Souper]

No. I Will Not.

[Starwhip]

Well, its just some random button floating in midair. Sure, why not.

Press the button to never be hungry again, but you also never eat again.

[dnulho]

Sure, means more time for other things. (Now if only I could get my GF to push the button with me...)

Nobody knows what will happen if you push the button.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

*pushes curiously* *flies into space*

This button will give you a Jeb, but he might have a rocket strapped to him.

[Sesni]

I'll just move the button outside and press it there.

edit : oh yeah

50% chance nothing happens

1% chance you get a free computer

49% chance you die.

[mikeman7918]

I would not press it because it is just too much risk and not enough reward.

The button will give you a free gahilumofershwartinheimerfalomarbalmpacaterminator, but you don't know what the gahilumofershwartinheimerfalomarbalmpacaterminator does.

Edited February 7, 2014 by mikeman7918

[Helix935]

uh sure because it has terminator at the ennd

push for 50/50 chance of a good new tron movie or a bad movie that causes death by seizures

[Skyler4856]

No, Ive never seen Tron and i have a few friends who are epileptic.

NASA gets the DOD budget, but half of it is spent on earth science.

[mikeman7918]

Yes, we have as much (if not more) from earth as we can learn from other planets.

Push the button and the Moon will get Terraformed (made like earth)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Why not?

Press the button.

Push the button to eat Aperture Science repulsion gel and get a free portal gun.

[mikeman7918]

Ahhhh, what the heck, portal guns are cool *press*

Edited February 8, 2014 by mikeman7918

[Fox Arcana]

Press for Pokemon in real life, but they turn the world into their own landscape and enslave humanity.

[Designer225]

Since the button said "pointless", there is a 80% chance the button will cause nothing to happen.

[mikeman7918]

Actually that was in reply to my message

Ahhhh, what the heck, portal guns are cool *press*

http://cdn1.akamai.coub.com/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/5ce11899565/a83547f842a5097e7bbda/ios_large_1390703519_image.jpg

[mikeman7918]

For anyone who is confused, the last post that actually mattered is this one:

Press for Pokemon in real life, but they turn the world into their own landscape and enslave humanity.

[Nick7892]

Don't press.

Press the button to go to space on the space shuttle, but there is a 30% chance the challenger accident will happen again.

[AletzN1]

Don't press...

You can get 3 6x4 chocolate bars but there is a 40% chance that they are "bloom'd"

(Only parts of it)

Will you press it?

[mikeman7918]

I pleed the 5^th

Press, and you will be sent on a mission to Mars with a 50% chance of failing in some way.