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[Christmas] Six White Boosters.


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I Kerbalised a silly christmas song. It was in my head all day.

Enjoy.

♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪ ♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫

♪♪ Early on one Christmas day, a joey kangaroo, ♪♪♫

 ♫♪ Was far from home and lost, in a great big zoo. ♪♫♪♪

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↑Kangaroo costume↑

"Mummy....where's my mummy? They've taken her away!"

"We'll help you find your mummy, son. Hop up on the sleigh!"

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♪♫♪♪So up inside the metal sled, little Joey hopped. ♫♪♪

♫♪♪ But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped. ♪♪♫

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♪♪♪Unharnessed the jet engines, and Joey wondered why. ♪♪♫

♪♫♪♪ Then, he heard explosions, far of in the sky. ♪♪

♪♪♪ Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! ♪♫♪♪

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♪♪ Six white boosters, Solid boosters. ♪♫♪

♪♪♫ Racing Santa Jeb through the blazing sun. ♪♫♪

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♫♫ Six white boosters, Solid boosters.... ♪♪

♫♪♪♫ His Kerbol system run. ♫♪♪

♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪ ♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪

♫♪♪♫ Soon the sleigh was flashing past, above the atmosphere. ♪♪

♫♪♪ "Slow down there!" cried Santa "It can't be far!"♪♪♫

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"Hop up on my lap here, son, and have a look around"

"There she is! That's mummy, there! Floating all around!"

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♫♪♪ «Six white boosters, Solid boosters. ♫♪♪

♪♪♫ Racing Santa Jeb through the blazing sun. ♪♫♪

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♪♫♪ Six white boosters, ♫♪♫

♫♪♪ Solid boosters.... ♪♫♪♪♫♪

♪♪♫ His Kerbol system run. ♪♫♪

♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪ ♪♪♫♪♪♫

If you're from somewhere other than Australia, there's a good chance you will not spot the song I'm basing this on.

It's an Aussie Christmas classic.

(For a moment, we'll just ignore that the original song's author turned out to be a terrible person)
One more verse, head that way ↓↓↓↓

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♫♪Well, that's the bestest christmas treat, that Joey ever had.♫♪ 

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♪Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad.♪♪

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(Ish)

♫♫The last they saw of Santa, he was burning for the the sun,♪♪

♪♪«The only year the boosters worked a double run.♫♫

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♫♫Six white boosters, Solid boosters.♪♪

♪♫Racing Santa Jeb through the blazing sun.♫♫

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♪«Six white boosters, Solid boosters....♪♪♫♪♪

♪♪On his Kerbol system run. ♪

♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪

:cool::cool:

"But Daddy, this song is silly! You can't get to space using SRBs like that! They would block each other!! And how did they rendezvous with the kangaroo without data from a mission control? And everyone knows you can't use SRBs for multiple burns, they only turn on once, and then you use them up. This story is impossible!!"

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Bill: "Ah. Well son, that's because Santa's SRBs are magic SRBs. Special, north pole SRBs from Minmus.."

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