The Little Kerbette: Don't go to space!

[Whirligig Girl]

This is a parody of The Little Mermaid: Under The sea. Story to follow soonâ„¢

The stars there are always brighter,

in sombody else's moon.

You dream about going up there

but that is a huge mistake.

Just look at Kerbin around you

right here on the continents

such wonderful things around you

what more is you looking for?

Don't go to space

don't go to space

Darling it's happy

down where it's gassy

[i mean from the atmosphere you idiot]

take it from me!

Up there in space there's no gravity

And in the sun there's radiation

while we devotin'

Please don't go floating

don't go to space!

Down here all Kerbals are happy

As off through the planes they fly

Kerbals up in space aint happy

they sad cuz they squashed in a pod

But Kerbs in the pod is lucky

they in for a worser fate

One day when the boss gets bor-ed

Guess who's to out control

Don't go to space!

Don't go to space!

No kraken eats us fries us and beats us in bop pudding

We're what the Kraken loves to cook

in the atmosphere we're not in the cookbook.

We're not in a rut

Cause there's no RUD

here on Kerbin!

Don't go to space!

Don't go to space!