The pun game!

[quasarrgames]

The goal of this game is to make creative and witty puns. That's really it. However to keep out the confusion there will need to be some rules to this game. Here they are:

1. the pun MUST be related to the theme presented. Example:

THEME: physics

"i don't think you understand the gravity of this thread"

If the pun does not relate to the theme, it does not count. (i guess you can't really make a pun without a theme anyways )

2. If after 2 days a pun has not been posted pertaining to the current theme, a new theme may be suggested. Themes can be suggested by anyone, but they must be suggested 2 days after the last pun of the previous theme was posted. if nobody objects to the theme suggestion, that theme is put into use.

New rules may be added to this list.

I'll start:

the new theme is any celestial body(ies)

Edited December 18, 2013 by quasarrgames

[Chrisd857]

"By Jove, we should just slingshot out of this thread."

[DisarmingBaton5]

*Braces for impact of TITANic puns*

[Designer225]

Mars is cooler than Earth, right?

[Andon]

Oh, this is just what I needed. I mean, it's nothing to howl at the moon about, I'm generally a pretty down to earth guy... but when it comes to puns, man I can shine like the sun. I can really run rings around some people.

Alright, I'm done for now. Also, might I suggest that three days is a bit over-the-top? I mean, three days inactivity pretty much means the thread is dead.

Oh, and I feel that this is relevant to the thread.

[quasarrgames]

Oh, this is just what I needed. I mean, it's nothing to howl at the moon about, I'm generally a pretty down to earth guy... but when it comes to puns, man I can shine like the sun. I can really run rings around some people.

Alright, I'm done for now. Also, might I suggest that three days is a bit over-the-top? I mean, three days inactivity pretty much means the thread is dead.

Oh, and I feel that this is relevant to the thread.

perhaps you are right. i'll change it to 2 days then.

this is a MARSvelous thread!

[FlamingPotatoes]

Its the 21st today so I get to pick a new topic

CHEMISTRY

I tried to think of a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

[ZodiaK]

want to hear a sodium joke? Na.

[vexx32]

Two atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron."

The other atom looks at the first one quizzically and asks "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

[TechnicalK3rbal]

So argon walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "sorry we don't serve noble gases"...he had no reaction.

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[ProjectXMark1]

Bromine is a terrible comedian, all of his jokes stink.

[Endersmens]

soooo....it's 3 months later....new topic anyone? or are we just gonna quit...cause had some good puns waiting for something like this

[Tex]

Electrons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.

Anyone get it?

[Endersmens]

whats the theme? sticking with chemistry?

[mrrpamplemousse]

How often do I like jokes about chemistry?

Periodically.

[Endersmens]

I hate chemistry class. It's Boron (just kidding i love chemistry)

[Endersmens]

I know flourine and and lithium are dating, but i'm pretty sure flourine would have better chemistry with hydrogen...

[Endersmens]

what do you do with a dead chemist? Barium!

If you're gonna work with chemicals, work with ammonia. It's pretty basic.

What did the chemist say when he found three isotopes of helium? HeHeHe

[mrrpamplemousse]

I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

[Tex]

So two guys walk into a bar... kinda makes you think at least one of them woulda ducked, y'know?

[plainawesome]

Seems like it's time for a NEW TOPIC: Food

Trust me, you guys will LOAF it!

[Endersmens]

Don't have a good food joke? well then i guess your goose is cooked...

it's been three days. subject change time? how about math. NEW TOPIC: Math

[plainawesome]

I don't know about you, but I need to subtract some calories.

[Endersmens]

Yeah, that pi has so many calories, they're never ending.

[Tex]

I've been catching some sweet sine waves over at the beach. Radical!