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WinkAllKerb''    852
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sal_sa & guaca_mole

can you find out why i pay my cell phone bill but rarely & let's admit almost never have it recharged or turned on, or why i pay a tv taxe and close to never as well watch tv ?

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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kerbiloid    2091

Because you must speak the phone and watch TV.

Always thought that guacamole is a browser-based remote control software.
Googled it now and realized that they also call so something green in a pot.
Now thinking a question: can I eat UltraVNC?

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0111narwhalz    1850

Of course!
Once.

What is the full list of things which are edible exactly twice?

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Narwhal fat. You chew it up, spit it out, then chew it up again and swallow. 

What is the point of the 0.625 meter parts?

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8 minutes ago, Benjamin Kerman said:

What is the point of the 0.625 meter parts?

To fit in the 0.65 meter boxes they come in!

Why is Gilly so small?

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CRITAWAKETS    17

About the same reason as why your sandwich tastes delicious.

How do i invade the planet in the Sol system called "Earth"?

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The square root of potato times N1

:0.0::sealed::(:P:confused::sticktongue::/:/?

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WinkAllKerb''    852
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becauses it's a languages they may know amongst some others languages they may know

what's up with world news ? anithing of interest, like human got better at leaving with their environnment and each others wherever their born at random in the first place ?

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
my intent is not to kill this thread, forgive me ^^

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EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIE!!! (At least that's what I hear when I read between the lines)

Why do I have a girlfriend?

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0111narwhalz    1850
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Because you are not sufficiently nerdish.

Why doesn't the CD mixing console I found in my garage output MIDI so I can use it to play KSP?

Edited by 0111narwhalz

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WinkAllKerb''    852

because you just ninja'ed me

why do i know that your name is not naruto ?





 

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Bornholio    806

Because someone on the dev team has a dog with that name, so the account is taken.

If i put my left shoe on my right foot and my right shoe on my left, do I still look stupid  walking down the catwalk.

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0111narwhalz    1850

Not if you're famous enough. Then all the teenagers will start doing it because it's a "trend."

My lemon tree drops enough lemons for tens of liters of lemonade a day. What am I supposed to do with these?!

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WinkAllKerb''    852
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plant thoose cute seed elsewhere ^^ you ll get even more next years ... 6 6 12

why do i rarely post anywhere on the net but here ...

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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kerbiloid    2091

Because you are WinkAllKerb, and this is KerbNet.

Why Kerbals don't want to restore the Island Runway? It's used almost as often as main one.

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A falling rock -Universe

How does TV accelerate to 60 cheeses per houses up on a -100 degree grade on cloud Olympous?

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Xorth Tanovar    337

Simple, cheese refuses to evaporate at that temperature.

 

How does someone milk an almond?

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Firemetal    648

By dropping it in pasta.

How to kill velocity?

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munlander1    477

With a t-Rex.

 

Why do I know more about science then my teacher?

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53miner53    223
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Because space.

Why do I like space so much?

Edited by 53miner53

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53miner53    223

Because it's not a rocket fish.

Space?

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