Popestar 377 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Because January is not Januember. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 A woodchuck chunk. When one forgives, what for it gives? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) To be forgived, Why are kerbals my favorite snack? Edited January 6 by DarkBrave_ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cubinator 8,506 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 It's a mystery! The Mystery Goo. How do I fix my bean engine's engine bean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) You have to call Mr. Bean and follow his advices. If the game has an engine, then where is its carburetor? Edited January 6 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LittleBitMore 323 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Depends on if the game engine is actually a combustion engine in disguise. Generally it isn't so it's unlikely you'll find one unless it's running a car game. What is Mystery Goo, really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 A husband of Mystressy Goo. What if make mechanism consisting of rotating hex- or octo- pods? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Doodling Astronaut 2,166 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 mechanism go brrrrr ...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Of coursen't. How many raptors does it take to change a starship? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 idk ask elon are kerbals safe to eat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 643 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) They can be eaten. Side effects unknown. why is bob? Edited January 14 by Spaceman.Spiff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Bob is because Bob has born. Why Jeb is Jebediah, while we never hear about William Kerman and Robert Kerman for Bill and Bob? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JcoolTheShipbuilder 179 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 William and Robert are bill and bob how far can a trebuchet launch a space station? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Above the head. But why do we never call Bill and Bob with their full names? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popestar 377 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Because Kerman is assumed. Why is the sky blue? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Just Jim 14,984 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Popestar said: Because Kerman is assumed. Why is the sky blue? Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the grass! Which is heavier, the Chrysler Building or the Great Pyramid of Cheops???(and props to anyone that can tell me where I stole both of those from... lmao) Edited January 16 by Just Jim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Does it include the weight of finances put inside? If no, then the Pyramid, because the Building was built by humans. *** How much Whiskas does it take to feed the pyramid Sphinx? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) idk ask someone else will ksp 2 actually come out in 2022 Edited January 17 by DarkBrave_ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeb federation 89 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Ask 2022. Why do people hate Dres? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Doodling Astronaut 2,166 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 54 minutes ago, Jeb federation said: Why do people hate Dres? Why not? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Because there is the "Dres Appreciation Society" in another thread, and its cultists make everyone to be Dressed. Why nobody (except me) exploits the "Eeloo" - "eel" association? It's so obvious!(I even have never seen an eel irl) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 bc you told no one why is kerbiloid in every post i look at Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,826 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Because he has to give answers to your questions. Why the final underscore everywhere? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HyperDraco 69 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Why not have a final underscore everywhere? What is love? *baby don't hurt me intensifies* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_basis_of_love is pineapple on pizza good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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