Shna_na Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 By putting "?" at the end of a question.Why blame yourself when you can blame entropy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Because I'm a horrible person...why blame entropy when you can blame enthalpy? Edited March 27, 2014 by Endersmens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palkiajack Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 why blame entropy when you can blame enthopy?Purple, because pigs cant fly! (Do I win for having a stupid response?)Why is the sky green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Probably because you're colorblind (welcome to the forums, BTW ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Probably because you're colorblind (welcome to the forums, BTW )No question? guess i'll put one for you.how do i know if somebody else is colorblind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Because they have shutters over their eyes that block out colour. You can help them out by opening these blinds, though.Why doesn't Google's dictionary have an option to correct in English (the proper one)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Because it doesnt!!What happens at absolute zero? (0 degrees kelvin) Edited March 28, 2014 by gooddog15 Degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 NothingWhat does space have oxygen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Because there is obviously a planet that is a plant.Why does chuck norris not have his own planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Because he's too rich.How do I eat? Edited March 28, 2014 by plainawesome Forgot to add question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Get on top of youre roof and yell at the sky with a fork saying im eating for SPARTAAA!!!!!!!How do i potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach_XXII Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 E=mc2Why does the tree yell at Jupiter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 For the same reason that fish ask the dirt questions about commercial banking.Why all the fighting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Because ducks. How do i get my dog to fly in slow motion while an awesome fireworks display goes off in the backround with a firetruck spraying napalm destroying justin bieber cds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 You say "Help I accidentally car" then explode Jebediah Kerman's rockets, and bribe him to do what you ask.How do I procrastinate indefinitely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Do a barrel roll!!!How do i space chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Go to Space KFC.What is the final number of Pi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 yes.How do i gain weight? (seriously i weigh 135) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 fast (i have that same problem too and i am 120)how do i go up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 By falling into a trap where your brain is switched with an animals brain. Congrats, you are now a girraffe.How do i make a pizza only with a rock & 2 wooden sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Take it to the Hard Rock Cafe.Why can't I build a rocket in real life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Because you might rock it.Would you like some help with the door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 no, me and the door are having a argument over weather nokia phones would survive being hit by a meteoritecan I have some mike & ikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Yes, but all the Ikes crush you after falling from Duna orbit somehow and multiplying via planetary mitosis somehow.Would a Nokia survive a meteor impact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The real question is, would a metor survive a nokia impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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