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Because it's not comfortable to shoot from inside the boiler.

(On the other hand. this again makes to think, why didn't they blow a petard in a barrel. If the human ears would be ringing for a minute, the supersensitive aliens would just crack their ear joints.)

 

If a mosquito had sucked the True Blood, would it become a truesquito?

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Yes and Johnihilation,  Paulihilation,  Georgeihilation and Ringoihilation.

If Einstein was correct then the slower I go, the less mass I should have, right?

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Because durks quark.

15 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said:

If they call a flashlight a torch in England, what do they call torches?

The light which doesn't flash,

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Why do they call a hand lamp flashlight? Can't they buy a normal lightbulb for it?

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Actually it is called a photon caster. And a normal lamp would require a really long extension cord or a very large supply of flammable fluid.

How do you know that going extremely fast will massively increase your mass if you have never been that fast?

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Haven't you sitten down on the floor instead of chair? It makes to feel so heavy.

If one twin rides a carousel, while another one stands aside and waits for his turn, will the standing one become older than his twin due to the twin paradox?

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No. because the Twin Paradox thought experiment is bunkem and not provable and Einstein's mechanical clock was slower simply by having to deal with more frictional forces, brought about through moving it, than the 1 standing still.

Does talking about this stuff make you glaze over and drip uncontrollably from the mouth?

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