Survive That Attack!

[going-to-the-MOON]

I have an immunity to cadmium, and simply nom the battery. I then find that I can't chew it, so I spit it at the next poster.

[Legendary Emu]

I capture the battery in a little butterfly net. And then I throw an enraged cat at the next poster.

[Shna_na]

Simple: I am wielding a bucket of water.

The cat runs, in fear and even more enragement (yep, that's a word now), towards the next poster.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I gun him/her (don't wanna be sexist) and the next poster down with an uzi.

[Legendary Emu]

I send a horde of animal rights activists at pockrt for shooting a cat, thus protecting me from the uzi attack.

I poke the next poster.

[ThatNoob]

AAAAAHHOUCH! *Cries*

My tears made of liquid methane causes the next poster to spontaneously combust.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

But I'm standing 200 ft away, so you can see how that falls apart.

I then pull out a flamethrower and blast you and the next poster. baby.

Edited April 30, 2014 by Pockrtplanesairways
Ninja'd

[Tidus Klein]

Step to the side protected by a flame proof box...

Them using my pickpocket skills of 100 I plant am active land mine in the next posters pocket....

(Rep if anyone knows what game you can do that in:))

[Legendary Emu]

I don't have pockets and since you don't have a good sneak skill you get attacked by a bunch of guards and some random peasant.

I give the next person truffles laced with poison.

[Designer225]

I don't like truffles, so I send it back to the previous poster.

The previous poster then sends the poisoned truffles to the next poster (or him/herself, if the next poster is the previous poster).

[Shna_na]

Them using my pickpocket skills of 100 I plant am active land mine in the next posters pocket....

(Rep if anyone knows what game you can do that in:))

Fallout, classic move.

I notice that the truffles are poisoned and throw them away.

I force the next user to divide by 0.

[11JRidding]

My CPU/RAM/HDD brain combination doesn't allow me to do that division, so I don't

I topple a space elevator onto the next person

[Starwhip]

Oh, noes! A cable fell on me... Meh.

I proceed to shoot fire at the next poster, while simultaneously throwing a large portion of the elevator's cable at them.

[Designer225]

You miss as the cable crushes you.

The cable slides toward the next poster.

[going-to-the-MOON]

I jump over the cable, and it crashes into a wall.

I launch random farm animals from catapults at the next poster.

[Shna_na]

I catch them in a net and return them to their rightful owners.

I launch a bunch of diseased cow carcasses over the next poster's walls using a trebuchet.

[ThatNoob]

I don't have any walls, and i jump into Kerbin's void of death thing.

I call the Kraken upon the next user.

[ILikeRockets]

I am a follower of the Kraken so, HA!

I ask the Kraken to mess the next poster's life support.

[11JRidding]

I activate my explosive shielding, which, when the Kraken attacks, explodes in its face, killing it instantly and leaving me unharmed

I activate the shielding again, and walk into the next poster, rupturing the shield and making it explode without killing me

[Souper]

I travel back in time and create A.M (I have no mouth and i must scream), and he tortures the next FIVE posters. For 109 years. And then he:

the last poster.

(WARNING CREEPY)

Edited May 5, 2014 by Souper
Forgive me.

[Shna_na]

Don't know what A.M. is, not clicking the link, and you can't attack 5 posters at once. I avoid the attack by default.

I accidentally sit on a big red button, which activates the nuclear warhead that the next poster is sitting on.

[Souper]

I go back in time and FORCE my previous attack to happen, regardless of the rules i made for this game.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

But I am healed by Jesus, then he strikes you down for your sinfulness.

I then proceed to force the next poster to commit hari-kari after telling them what it is.

(It is committing suicide by falling on a sword)

[B11267]

I say no, then commit sudoku instead.

I then tell the next poster, that they are to be placed inside a Vanguard 'Chute Ejection Module. They are then ejected at the VAB. However, they are then *extremely* quickly, reattached to the plane using KAS. While it heads for Joker the Magic Krag Star that doesn't power solar panels.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I activate cheats, then come back.

I then lob a Soyuz descent module at the next poster using my super strength suit.