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2 hours ago, Capt. Hunt said:

I distract comrade commissar with vodka

Impossible. Vodka can't distract him, you failed.

The bayoneted combat knife misses 82 times. Just fortune, what to say else...


The next poster meets...
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Negan Style




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On November 11, 2016 at 0:41 AM, Souper said:

My suicide vest goes off, exploding me and the hosepipe.


I inexplicably survive, fully intact, and crash into the next poster at 50 m/s.

Since I was in a fighter jet and you didn't match velocity you Missed my by a mile and the next poster gets killed after making their choice of offense to the person after them

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I pray to the Emperor. He heals me.


The Emperor is angry with the next poster, and sends all 20 primarchs and every single space marine and imperial guardsman and inquisitor and anybody else loyal to the Imperium (Basically entire 40k human population) at the next poster.

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I love Venus! Venus spares me for my allegiance.


Venus shoots a jet of it's atmosphere at 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999941% c at the next poster.

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